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Above and Beyond
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[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

There are people that take sleeping serious,that they even bought pyjamas😭😂

[akila. @becka1icious]

your urge to pee ruining your nap is actually ragebait

[Tomi 🧶🌸 @crochetbyayo_]

He didn’t say maybe, He said SURELY goodness and mercy will follow you all the days of your life. (Psalm 23).

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Deadskin inatoka hapa ni thick kama maganda ya waru

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Every happily married woman I know has a husband who's head over heels for her. I think that's the secret, y'all. Leave those nonchalant people alone.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Me coming to God asking for my daily bread… and a little extra for the bills.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Dear Chelsea fans, Man United fans, Liverpool fans, Tottenham fans,City fans, let's meet at Archives in Nairobi tomorrow morning

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Me as a therapist: Na umejaribu kutoka Nairobi

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

my hobbies include:

• going home
• being at home
• wishing i was at home

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

Naona KRA wananidai 3k .sijui walinipea lini

[Mr. Owen 🇿🇲🇵🇹 @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

To be honest, we are not meant to address everything we find out. Sometimes, just adjust your guard.

[he/him who eats. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Under my strict regime, if you can go 24 hours without speaking to me, you can go a whole lifetime 🫶🏽✨

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Nipikie style yenu 🥹

[daisy explains @daisy_explains]

Someone should open a modern crematorium in Kenyan cities. Vitu watu walijionea cremation ya Maribel they will forever be traumatized. Alirushwa kwa kuni tu.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- start when i want
- take as long as i need
- i have to be alone in the house

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

We must save our children, 5:30am mtoto wa 7 years anafanya nini kwa barabara akingoja bus na atafika shule 8am.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Shopping restock ya elfu mbili siku hizi ni maziwa, mkate na mayai and I mean it LITERALLY.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mmeamkia Kuongelea Arsenal na petrol iko karibu mia tatu. What a retarded country!