Jordan Cook

When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what I should be, should I be Chelsea should I be Leeds, here's what she said to me......

[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@AfterTheBell90 Doh !!!...... keep it on the back burner mate. It'll come in handy when we're in for him in 2 yrs after he's done his ACL n only played 5 games. You know how much we like a good salvage project

[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@AfterTheBell90 Yeah, i thought Wilson was dead but heard a few murmours that it could still be a goer so 🤞& would be silly not to test the waters with the mess marseille are in.
Look forward to more deep dives on players we probably wont get, that i can hang my hopes on 🤣🤣

[Antony Carl Higgs @AntonyCarlHiggs]

Pascal, our longest serving player, the player who has fired us to Wembley… deserves to hear his name sung. Never has.

Difficult name to say never mind sing for Leeds fans. Something about a Big Sexy Pirate might suffice 😂 #lufc

[Mark Fleming @mark_flemdog]

We're appealing for a boycott of this fixture, will be a very low turn out from Wednesday fans.

We can't ask Leeds fans not to attend, but I'd ask you participate in our defund DC strategy by not spending in the ground.

If you guys could spread this message. #swfc #lufc #mot

[Ed Cowburn 🍄⚽️🦚☠️ @Cowburned]

Acid FC brand is coming. Retweet and we’ll give away some to followers. Go! #lufc #alaw

[Elliot Eastwick’s World Famous Hot Sauce @WorldFamousHot1]

Pls share the post below even if you don’t buy it. We are a small business run through social media and trying to be visible which is increasingly difficult with this algorithm 🤝🌶️❤️

[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@BBCWYS Think u might have mistaken Junior Firpo for a left back there lads.... u must mean Junior Firpo Complete Forward

[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@DevotedDividend Ok thanks. Would u recommend s&p 500 over global/all World, or is it purely dependent on the provider given the US weighting.

[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@london_leeds This would be fine, but to turn a profit u need to actually sign people. They're struggling with the easiest part of the plan

[Adonis Storr @theadelites]

There's another march planned by the far right for Leeds today. #LUFC fans have been here before, kicked out the national front from Elland Road in the late 80s. I don't want to see my city in flames, police attacked, businesses looted - that is not my idea of patriotism.

[Tobi Emonts-Holley @tobi_emonts]

It’s ok to ask for help.

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[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@PhilHay_ Errrrm what do u think you're playing at Phil. Your 20 year season ticket hasn't even expired yet. Probably a wise move doing it before the window opens though. All the best.

Any news @GrahamSmyth !!!

[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@ConorMcGilligxn Honestly Conor that gnonto sub blew my mind. The only player all game who looked like making a difference

[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@OneLeedsFC That's why they all fucked off in the first place Conor, cause they all think they're prem level even tho they proved otherwise taking us down

[Tone @Toneball29]

FYI

Rest in peace James 🙏 😔 #lufc

[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@TheSquareBall Oh yeah Troy, quick touch n take a shot. Let's not worry about the giant fucking squid of a defender wrapped round ur leg

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

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[Jordan Cook @cookie999]

@OmegaLuke Watching Triple H's quad detach from his femur didn't look that fake, or mankind being choke slammed from the equivalent of 2 storeys up. Or is it just the bits that shouldn't cause serious injury that are fake..... weird take