Emperor Caligula

I used to like my old account till everyone from work found me... #Stoner.🍃🍪😈

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

The World Lives Here.

Canada is all together different. Truly unique. And so is our relationship to the beautiful game. This is our opening to the 2026 World Cup. Narrated by Kiefer Sutherland. #FIFAWorldCup

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

Toronto women are beautiful, goodness … 🤤🥹

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

@customBbe Amazing work… 🤩

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

@customBbe Post iittttt 😈😈

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

Facts … please you’re not missing anything 😭😭😭

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

What the fuck is this!! The ML in Lagos is now too obvious cos why ???! You people should fear God o

[Aaron @badboyzoot]

Any blow job slander on my TL, I rebuke it.
Used to love sex so much and figured Blow jobs were just there, until I had an eater eat me for the first time.
I been chasing that high ever since 😔🤣

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

Starlink on airplanes is still a wonder I cannot understand… and it’s super fast!!

[truthache @truthache68]

285 years ago, in 1741, cannabis/hemp was so common that the leading gardening expert literally said "everyone knows how to grow it—no need to explain.”

That contrasts sharply with today's debates and restrictions. Funny how times change when you can’t patent intelligent design. 🌱🤔

[TOP G @menscoach1]

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing.

A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, and enjoy discovering his surroundings.

The moment a woman joins, it becomes a nonstop agenda: cafés, restaurants, shopping, tourist spots.
She constantly needs something to keep her entertained, while men can be perfectly content doing absolutely nothing.

Grab a drink. Sit in the town square. Watch the world. Hours pass.

Perfect.

Being a man is undefeated.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I just found out that creating stories in your mind is a disorder, and here I was thinking I have an incredible imagination.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Our species norm is polygyny: 80% of cultures historically let high-status men hoard wives while low-status men get nothing.

Christianity (inherited from Rome) forced monogamy for 2000 years. Now we've mostly ditched it—and we're sliding back toward the old pattern.

Louise Perry: Lifting the monogamous restriction produces worse outcomes—higher crime, domestic violence, economic inequality. Monogamy is better for women and low-status men.

Monogamy isn't "natural"—it's an engineered cultural upgrade that tamed inequality and violence.

Do you think monogamy is worth defending even if it's not the "default" human pattern?
Or are we better off returning to the species norm?

Your take 👇

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

Cape Town is a beautiful city , my goodness 🤩

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

This is the definition of a luxury 5 star Hotel….

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

Can’t sleep, need my dick sucked 😔

[🌸🌿 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒆 🌿🌸 @Zkittles_420]

Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them 🌿

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

I should have gone out tonight, now I’m here just bored asf

[Emperor Caligula @cookie_m0n5ta]

Can’t sleep, who’s up?

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

Peace of mind 🍃