Christopher

you don’t know anybody named Chris??

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

I had a bad day so I ate a lot of oatmeal cookies and drank a big glass of milk. Follow me for more bad decisions

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

Think about all the sad little Japanese boys and girls in that stadium right now who now have to board a flight back home after watching their hero go 1 for 11 in this series…Jose Altuve would never let the kids down like that.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

In other unimportant news, I successfully recreated my resume, wrote a cover letter, contacted references, and submitted an application in the oil and gas industry. I’m feeling good and hopeful.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

Like most people, I don’t want to have bad side-effects like death or dying of though.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

Taking ADHD medicine is like over-clocking your own body.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

Being able to do basic tasks without an overwhelming amount of anxiety all the time is such a blessing.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

Finally.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

@PPAtour She is so BRIGHT! ☀️

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

Some dude just gave 1,000 gift subs in a twitch stream. I have never seen that EVER. There was only 692 people watching. So literally everyone got a sub to the channel. Insane.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

@aaronkellerOW @OWCavalry Oh!!?????? 👀

[开云体育乐鱼体育百家乐六合彩九游体育棋牌真人电子电竞彩票华体会爱游戏德州扑克捕鱼博彩亚博体育世界杯 @cpkimball]

Just met Christopher Kimball (the guy standing) at a book signing in Houston. Yup, checked his drivers license.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

My side job is to be annoying about pickleball specifically to people that asked me to be annoying ABOUT pickleball.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

Are scrambled eggs fried chicken?

[CEO of Jerkmate @Hustler__One]

It’s a doggy dog world out there..

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

Body is learning how to adjust to resistance training every other day. 🔥

[Christopher @cookiechrisp_]

I thought I might try taco cabana again and my stomach has been absolutely SHREDDED

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

If I dated women, this is what I'd need:

- Over 6' tall
- 7 figure salary (minimum)
- Smells like the ocean breeze
- Shaved (entire body and head)
- Never went to college
- Never had sex
- No friends
- No parties
- Extremely sociable
- Can cook fine cuisines
- Alive
- Hot