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Sadly unable to like things a normal amount

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They need to invent a breast pump that can be used while napping.

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When your one year old hasn’t wanted to nurse all day.

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Judging by the time frame, I’m going to go out on a limb and theorize that it was primarily a film trope.

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I just finished watching First Kill on Netflix. It should have been specifically my jam (we’re talking vampires, star-crossed lovers, wlw), but I ended up completely underwhelmed. It’s kind of bumming me out.

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@geekoncaffeine All the new migraine meds are insane. It’s almost like they know migraine sufferers are desperate and will pay almost anything. 🙃

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New fic! https://t.co/TRRpPB1RmC

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I bought pita at Walmart and it has no pocket. What the hell?

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The most annoying part of writing on my phone is autocorrect always changes well to we’ll and ill to I’ll. I mean what I mean, autocorrect.

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@HRHSherlock @Amythe3lder I’d be willing to bet that’s a “getting rid of bots” thing rather than a “you must identify yourself” thing.

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My phone autocorrects its to it’s, and then tells me that I’m wrong.

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@1electricpirate I cannot watch one second of I Was Made to Love You for this very reason. When Buffy says, “Mommy?”
Just tear my effing heart out.

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I don’t mean to suggest that all writing should be sparse and barren, more that one shouldn’t be advised to add unnecessary words just to be more fancy, especially as a beginner.

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I’ve been looking at writing advice on Pinterest lately, and it’s all so bad. It’s so bad it makes me angry.

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How many beginner writers are going to this site and finding “said is dead,” and here’s how to use fancy words to obfuscate your meaning, and why use three words when seven will do?

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It’s worse than looking up recipes on Pinterest.

Okay, rant over. Thank you for your time.

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I literally saw one entitled, “How to write scenes that don’t affect your plot.” I’m not saying every scene you write has to be an integral part of your main plot, but if it has no affect on it, why is it there?

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My youngest has taken to blowing raspberries while breastfeeding. It’s hilarious.

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@Crash_Edit I haven’t seen it. I should be ashamed of myself. (I am.)

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@GwwgReads Thanks!

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I’m looking for cooking inspiration. Where are your favorite places to go for recipes/ideas?