Andrés González

Violinist | Food Lover | Educator | Get On Your Bike!

[Andrés González @CookinFiddler]

And here we have @TuckerCarlson talking to his audience about the size of his genitalia.

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@JacobEngels @NotHoodlum @TrueFactsStated The Onion has the best content…you guys rock!

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@covie_93

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@shillman1 @Acyn You know…them!

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@carlosroa1 I’ll have you know that our First Lady is very capable of sleeping….she’s done so with so many different rich gentlemen already!!

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@TheDemocrats @NotHoodlum Hey…at least we got those awesome DOGE checks. So much saving!!!
Wait…what’s that? Not a dime??
Oh….my bad.

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@2006_tiburon Que está parpadeando!!!
Líder no duerme…solo sabe trabajar por el bien del prójimo…nunca pensando en si mismo.
Parpadeando!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@TherapyCandice @HunterBiden

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@ron_burgandy70 @washingtonpost Always someone else’s responsibility and fault…..
Leader Trump can do no wrong, eh?
Pathetic.

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@TherapyCandice @christen_rexing I have so much work to do…
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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@USArmyLimey @tedlieu @SecRubio He’s blinking!!!
A perfect blink! Nobody blinks like Leader Trump!

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

cc: @SecRubio

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@SecRubio How are they terrorists??
They’ve never attacked another country on the basis of ideology….
Come to think of it, they’ve never attacked another county, period.
Big words, zero credibility.

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@JuanJosTomassi @DrNeilStone You look a little pale….

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@RepBrandonGill Got it….now it just slides because you it to be true.
Thanks for clarifying!!

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@FoxNews @DrSNWilson Opposing the president is not unpatriotic….it’s democratic.

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@swd2 @KatieMiller Depending on your craneal capacity, that is…

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@KatieMiller So unbelievably boring and predictable…sweet lord.

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@JuanJosTomassi @wlhdpk ¿Ese es Jalamadrid?

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