𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕

he/him • previously charged for minor possession of oregano

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

@crxcible Unfortunately

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

@TeamWoodGames Tick

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

@TeamWoodGames Bottlenose dolphin

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

If they ask you the worm question. Don’t answer. It’s a trap.

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

If I woke up tomorrow as @benshapiro I would just make a bunch of statements to ruin his career, like:

"I truly believe that God made us, and the proof is in how much force he gave me to empty all that piss out of my balls. Evolution couldn't have done that"

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

This is so archaic. I have no feelings about the queen passing. Don’t plan on mourning a colonizer.

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

DO NOT GENDER BEND YOUR LOVE SONGS AT KARAOKE. YOU ARE GAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR MINUTES.

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

@_Upside_L @DiamondSpiderP They would never because you can’t see the actors face. 🙃 yay

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

I need medication

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

@P_Anticant @kaw1_ Get a hold of what? He didn’t say anything?

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

@RahulKohli13 Reylo fans are so persecuted

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

@manifestAang @RahulKohli13 Reylo shouldn’t be that precious to you. You can enjoy it, but for someone else to share their opinion of it, and for it to be a travesty to you, is wildly overdramatic.

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

Just saw someone saying that they think pronoun “culture” is foolish in the context on not understanding English well and struggling with the uses of they. As if all the rules of a language aren’t arbitrary and flexible. Grow up.

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

Whoever the fuck decided that assless chaps are high fashion for music festivals is a fucking idiot.

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

@OneWheelchairX I don’t think the general populous knows about that yet, and I’d venture to say they’re probably gonna use one of the central human characters as the cost for their resurrection to really drive that hypocrisy home

[Tay @taydertot]

If you haven’t tried boiling your leftover pizza you’re missing out 😤

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

Ben Shapiro once again letting us know he doesn’t know how to please his wife

[𝚎. 𝚐𝚊𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕 @cookingethan]

Posting things like “don’t vote with your faith. The government is not religious” on Facebook, and then immediately deleting them cause I don’t have the energy to watch my uncle miss the point in the comments