cr7 have only laura 🤡

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

I'm waiting for the day. then the same thing happened with your goat penaldo🤡 and your club⚪️🟡🤡. I'm going to laugh. laugh to my throat out. Absolute suckers brainless bitches

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

@nokai what the fuck is this fake financial math you dumbass clown comparing an unproven kid to Rodri who literally won the Ballon dOr Champions League World Cup and destroyed everyone in Europe you suckers have actual cow shit in your heads keep making fake charts in your head⚪️🟡🤡

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

bro is doing fake calculator math in his sleep to hype up an unproven 19 year old you cow shit sucker Rodri is a Ballon dOr winner and proven champion while your 125M signing has done literally nothing in top tier football stop making up fake numbers you brainless clown⚪️🟡🤡

[NoKai @nokai]

💸 EL FICHAJE MÁS CARO DEL MADRID SALE MÁS BARATO QUE RODRI AL BARÇA

📍 Diomandé, 19 años
125M€ + 9M€ brutos × 7 años = 188M€
➡️ 26,9M€ por temporada.

📍 Rodri, 30 años
80M€ + 30M€ brutos × 4 años = 200M€
➡️ 50M€ por temporada.

Diomandé costaría 12M€ menos, firmaría por TRES años más y tiene 11 años menos.

El MADRID invierte en presente y futuro. El Barça pagaría salario de superestrella por un jugador que terminaría su contrato con 34 años.

(salarios aprox.)

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

why does jose mourinho look like hes in extreme pressure trying to take a massive shit look at his face what happened to this old fucking man and what the fuck is this delusional lineup both of these squads are the most overrated ass squads I have ever seen
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[(fan) REAL MADRID FANS 🤍 @AdriRM33]

El nuevo REAL MADRID de José Mourinho.

[(fan) REAL MADRID FANS 🤍 @AdriRM33]

El nuevo look de Arda Güler 🤩

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

My life lately

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

🤣 a whole squad of mindlessly sprinting dumbasses who only know how to run lets see who passes you the ball next season when Barça dominates the pitch and leaves you touching air better cut your own two balls and kick those around since you wont see the real one dumbasses⚪️🟡🤡

[(fan) REAL MADRID FANS 🤍 @AdriRM33]

EL NUEVO REAL MADRID 2026/27 🤣

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

@HEISJAGO 🤡Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha🤣

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

WTF are you talking about you dumbass🤡🤡 Al Nassr spent billions on superstars and still penaldo cant win shit Bale retired and Benzema went to Al Ittihad then Al Ahli just to burn penaldos ass because nobody can stand his toxic self MSN reunited because of real brotherhood.🤭

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

What makes Ronaldo greater is he failed a couple seasons at Al Nassr but still didnt beg Bale and Benzema to come save his ass like Messi doing with Suarez Neymar

Forever the GREATEST 🐐

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

imagine getting wet over the most basic goal ever seen you dumbass suckers have actual cow shit in your heads your defenders are fucking ass and if I had that much space I would score a trevela on them real easy stop hyping up this pure garbage you brainless clowns ⚪️🟡🤡

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

STOP THAT YAN DIOMANDÉ. 🇨🇮😬

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

what the fuck are you trying to prove you dumbass making your own goat look like a complete joke bro is pulling up to his own fathers funeral looking like he just left a club with sunglasses and watches like its a fashion show you zero brain suckers penaldo fan 🤡🤡🤡💩

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

Cristiano Ronaldo at his father’s funeral 💔

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

@Adikastakes 🤣

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

Calling this a right decision is pure clown logic You zero brain cell suckers don't get itthey weren't born for greatness they were born with snake behavior Marc Cucurella and Bernardo Silva traded their childhood roots purely for money Barça doesn't even need this cow shit⚪️🟡🤡

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

It’s never too late to make the right decisions 👍

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

@GunnerPuls

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

Imagine thinking Real Madrid is winning anything when my agent Mbappé is literally there to ruin your club and break every fucking record in existence You zero brain cell cow shit suckers are going to watch Mourinho get sacked and cry your eyes out
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[FeyValentine @valentine_fey]

Pues hasta aqui ha llegado Mourinho.

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

You’re right this team IS fucking illegal mostly because playing with 12 players gets you disqualified instantly you complete brainless dumbass Imagine cooking up a full fantasy lineup and being too stupid to count to 11 Delete the post and go back to primary school math🧮 ⚪️🟡🤡

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

This team is illegal, what’s stopping us from 3-peating the UCL?

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

@INIE8TAZO

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

Shut the fuck up you absolute weirdo
How the fuck is Messi supposed to know what’s happening in Ronaldo’s personal life during a random training session
Messi barely uses social media while you braindead fanpages spend 24/7 cooking up sick fake narratives for clout
Stop 😔 ✋️

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

@realmadriden @Fradi_HU @realmadrid 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢

[cr7 have only laura 🤡 @cookingfcmadrid]

@RmaDonyFC real Madrid fan ⚪️ 🟡 🤡