Captain Potwash

Adventures of a greedy nomadic woman, her equally greedy partner and the big eared beast.

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@KazMitch We had a thai green curry. I guess it helps you sweat which does cool you off.

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First day of the summer holidays and oh boy don't we know it. Very few boats slowing, little kids left driving while dad went inside, speeding boat hitting a bridge. Just feel like finding a marina for the holidays. It is chaos.

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Blooming twitter has locked me out of my narrowboat account. The link they gave me to verify my age is only useable via the app. Which I do not use.

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@birminghamb6 I dunno, but @spodlife has never seen Heathers or Mean Girls.

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@MsRobinHosking carole king tapestry. Sorry no pic but first time logging in her in ages and....... hope you are doing ok mate.

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@karenwhitefood2 @nblunabetty will do, I bet your girls or if you are still doing the language kids, would love an afternoon on a boat. Plus I know you and I could make a feast. Mostly you... I just cook a bit.

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@karenwhitefood2 I spend more time on my @nblunabetty account now. We are currently in Whitchurch. We will be heading your way at some point tho.

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@karenwhitefood2 I've not been on here for ages, but yes. I hear you.

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@meemalee I wonder if the wonderful creatures are like the ones in the biology lab at my school. The pregnant pickled rabbit with her belly cut open sticks in my mind.

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@80annaelizabeth We've had Jess 6 yrs and she is better, she used to lunge. bark, fling herself on sight of another dog. She now only does it if the other dog eyeballs her or at small yappy ones. The looks we get! as she is a larger dog.

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Popped back to this account as the narrowboat one is quiet. Unlike where we are moored... peep peep peep. Stuck on loud electro/deep house. to cover it. Luckily both neighbours are a full boat length away.

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@KazMitch followed. I am on there as LunaBetty (our boat)

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That bloody beeping is still going. Warning to all #boatsthattweet Tixall wide is a building site of noise.

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The beeping is still going. Earplugs will go in and leaving in the morning. Pretty sure it is HS2 work, fricking noisy inconsiderate twats.

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@TwistedElephant Bin your gun..if it said gin I might get into bin diving.

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@MarkLastMiner We loaded up on Friay, big ups to them as it was pouring with rain.

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@NABO_Official @CanalRiverTrust I wish you could only get a key with a licence, I have seen campers and van people using facilities, needs to be limited to those paying. Wonder how much a swipe card system would cost.

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@FloatMyBoat__ We know this feeling only too well, what the bleep to they make the bags from.

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@karenwhitefood2 We have a fire blazing, was 11c when we woke up and our solar panels had ice on them. Winter is coming.