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#Rochester is living up to its reputation of being inhospitable. #PGAChampionship #PGAChampionship2023

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Weirdly enough my profile banner pic still works for tonight. #Oscars2022

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How am I supposed to sleep after that? #Oscars2022

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Ok maaaaaaybe I’ll tweet one more time. #Oscars2022 #slapheardaroundtheworld

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I’m posting this just to keep my #Oscars posting streak alive for all my followers. Apparently it was on tonight? #Oscars2022

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@VerizonSupport Call me and don’t get “disconnected” and actually solve my problem

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#verizon @VerizonSupport I’m in the middle of an absolute customer service nightmare. Hours of my time, multiple calls over 2 months. Just got disconnected your support after a 45 minute hold. Calling back tomorrow to cancel my internet.

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Anthony Hopkins officially kicks off #WhiteBoySummer #Oscars2021

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I’m afraid to make a joke about a “cultural consultant”. #Oscars2021

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Are the #Oscars being held at a recently remodeled @courtyardhotels?

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@ReeseW should be hosting the red carpet. Prove me wrong. #Oscars2021

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Ok just remembered to turn on #Oscars2021 red carpet. What did I miss @eentertainment??

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I watched #Nomadland last night on #Hulu. Have you ever watched an #Oscar nominated movie - in it’s year of release - that had commercials at the beginning?

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It’s officially #Oscars2021 @iamapalindrome! I’m wearing my tux to bed!

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@iamapalindrome I was just un-cancelled by Joaquin!

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@iamapalindrome In this current culture I’m almost afraid to tweet!

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Nothing more exciting than a “Go buckeyes!” falling on deaf ears #oscars2020

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@iamapalindrome They’re selfish

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Good to see Keanu has moved on to another age appropriate girlfriend. #Oscars2020 #ERedCarpet

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@JeremyOkezie Yeah just joking around