cookolator

permissionless perp engine for solana tokens.
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dex updated.

https://t.co/wIZzVDOfo0

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cookolator roadmap 🧪

shipped:
- rust engine, no_std, kani-verified across 47 harnesses
- full solana program: 10 ix wired end-to-end, ~3.2k loc, 100% coverage on the fee router + envelope paths
- per-token warmup table calibrated against https://t.co/QwnJHS1DwO + printr tape (2× / 5× / 10× / 20× tiers)
- 82/9/9 fee router, rounding-leak-free split (dust→LP)
- sybil gate: 1 USDC mainnet, refundable after cumulative-OI threshold
- insurance vault math locked: share_price = (V + I) / total_shares, withdraw delay window
- back-tested against the worst https://t.co/QwnJHS1DwO candle on record — envelope held, zero bad debt

cooking next:
- oracle adapter v2: printr pool + https://t.co/QwnJHS1DwO bonding curve + twap + realised-vol health checks
- typescript sdk on npm, vitest suite green
- cli for cook ops (deploy / init-market / status / drain)
- external audit kickoff (scope: program + fee router + lp vault)

after that:
- mainnet beta - first cook-launched markets
- public dashboards: insurance ratio, envelope hits, drain-state alerts, real-time funding feed
- LP onboarding open

later:
- ADL stress-test season - synthetic memecoin chaos against the live engine
- printr + https://t.co/QwnJHS1DwO launchpad integrations (one-tap "list me a perp")
- third-party LP partners onboarded

percolator is the paper. cookolator is the frying pan 🍳

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I have locked my tokens.

https://t.co/BNwZDcbnav

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why cookolator 🍳

every solana perp DEX shipped before the math was provable.
cookolator inherits percolator's three invariants verbatim — and adds the wrapper that lets memecoins use them.

→ no listing votes
→ no ADL priority hacks
→ no admin pause button
→ no human in the hot loop

the engine is kani-verified rust. fork it. find bugs. get paid.

gh: https://t.co/WZrtDvS2Wt

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introducing $cook 🍳

the ticker for cookolator. shipping version of percolator, tuned for memecoin velocity.

ca: Dh4dDoqGhcvzAQdxvJYEKu3LnGoyje7tAg5DNVVppump
gh: https://t.co/ZP1pPDs0xN

→ H haircut keeps profit junior — vault never overdraws
→ A/K/F lazy indices clear bankrupt overhang pro-rata, no ADL queues
→ per-token price/funding envelope — assets that 6× in 12 seconds get stair-stepped, not blown up
→ permissionless init_market — any printr / https://t.co/QwnJHS2bmm token gets a 20× perp in one ix
→ 82% of every fee → insurance LPs. forever. uncapped.
→ 100% of $cook trade fees → dev wallet → audit + devnet + mainnet

kani-verified rust. no governance. no listing committee. no human in the loop.

devnet is here.

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i love x 😭

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introducing cookolator 🧪

permissionless perp engine for solana memecoins. any printr / https://t.co/QwnJHS2bmm token gets a leveraged market in 60s. up to 20×. coin-margined. fully onchain.

inspired by @toly's percolator — but cookolator is the shipping version, tuned for memes:

→ haircut + A/K lazy indices from percolator spec, but with per-token warmup calibrated to memecoin velocity (seconds, not minutes)
→ no ADL queues, no frontrun — math settles everyone proportionally
→ 1 USDC mainnet → 5.000 USDC devnet, built-in sybil gate
→ 82% of fees to insurance LPs. forever. uncapped.
percolator is the research paper. cookolator is the frying pan. 🍳
devnet soon.