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me: *trying to dress more MOM like*

Other moms: *posts pic of ass on Instagram*

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@mamamorgann So healthy and strong!!!

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Tried to catch up with an old friend and he responded “you want something?” LOL

No sir just an old bestie saying hello cause it’s been years

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@mamamorgann Seeing each other will now be even more special!! I sobbed like a baby when mine moved away lol

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It’s so weird becoming a teacher while being passionate about why I homeschool my children

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No fry tastes better than the ones you sneak out of takeout on the way home lol

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@mamamorgann STRONG BITCH

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@mamamorgann Okay but giiirlll your arms look FIT

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I 150% think some of these influencers are going in a tanning bed and claiming it’s a lotion or gradual tan foam.

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@mamamorgann The only time we regret is when there’s something expensive to be fixed HAHAH like dang if we had a landlord we’d not have to spend $3,000 right now lol

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Cecily Bachman has to have burns from her heating pad by now. Why does she use it everyday?!

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@mamamorgann Everybody wants a Tahoe I want a grand wagoneer

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@mamamorgann Even your skin looks better!!

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@mamamorgann ISS for youngers is usually in school supervision while for bigs it’s suspension. So yeah I’m sure the teacher is keeping an eye on him but that does nothing for his actual repeated actions.

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Unpopular opinion

Owlet or nanit are 100% not necessary

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[Deann @CarpeDeann]

The X is silent. It’s still pronounced Twitter.

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Influencers be like I won’t tell you my babies first name but here’s his entire health history in extreme detail lol

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

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Unpopular opinion butt as a mom that doesn’t post her children. I’d be pissed if somebody was posting my child and just blocking out their face.

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@mamamorgann Agreed!!! I swear some cardstock would be better quality