I'm yo mother's mother

[I'm yo mother's mother @cookwrldw]

@astrogeanie Yeah did...he was a elite eater tho I think about that😂😭

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

I want to cry but schedule is tight tight.

[hmm @ukeatsushi]

nipples are fucking natural ragebait they itch and when you scratch it they just itch more and get fucking bigger what more do you want from me. fuck you

[ʍ ҽ ց ղ @notahorror]

“who’s pussy is this?” um mine? who else’s would it be? hannah montanas?

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

taurus, stop eating your feelings and start spending his money.

[yellow @lotusankh__]

Lustful individual having no sex
what an irony
I feel like dying

[𝖋𝖎𝖒𝖎. @Fimiii06]

everything i do for money has nothing to do with passion, it’s fueled by pure hatred for poverty.

[♡ 𝓓𝓲𝓪𝓭𝓲 ᥫ᭡ ॱଳ͘ ♡ @diadixstar_]

Need to be cracked with love but like a hoe

[Victoria A @iamzioraa]

Lord, the G-spot you gave us, they are not touching it😢

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

i was not born for ukubekezela, i will leave you alone mawung’dakelwa.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

New Rick and Morty when? May 24th

[Shubham @aShubhamz]

People in their twenties should be:

- working a paid job
- working out
- having sex

That’s it, nothing else

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

financially stable men be sooo sweet & gentle 😭 its them broke ones that be sassy & rude .. i think they be hungry or sum.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Your dealer's number please.

[✰ dzl bby @dzlgrrl]

love bombing without money is terrorism

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

financially stable men be sooo sweet & gentle 😭 its them broke ones that be sassy & rude .. i think they be hungry or sum.

[Nomnikelo Nikz 🇿🇦 @l_nikz]

Qhude manikiniki 🤏🏾🤣

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Him: “ this what you wanted right?”

Me:”YEEeeeEEEeessss”

[avieee @cuntadelic]

“that’s my girl” - “atta girl” - “my sweet girl” haha that’s so funny unzip your pants