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@pullandbear Love how €14.99 magically becomes £15.99 in the UK. Must be the special British air they wrap it in. Real premium stuff 👑✨ @MartinSLewis

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@CostaCoffee Live from Glasgow Fort: your front door’s a full-body workout for pensioners. One side’s jammed, the other’s MIA. Feels like ‘Strongest OAP’ just to get inside. Maybe fix it—or assign a doorman/referee?

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@ScotCitylink Shoutout to the 5 PM 900 Edinburgh to Glasgow driver—pulled in for 2 seconds behind another coach, giving no one a chance to board. Brilliant. Now just a lovely extra 30-minute wait. Cheers.

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@AvantiWestCoast On the 11:36 Glasgow to London, and Coach C has officially gone off-grid. No power to the sockets—if someone could kindly flip the trip switch, we’d love to charge our devices and rejoin civilization. Much appreciated! ⚡️

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And now just been put off the replacement bus to join another bus.

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@ScotCitylink stuck on your 6:45 Glasgow to Edinburgh. Maybe if your drivers stuck to their route instead of trying to save 5 minutes we would have been able to get on another bus