kalm

Artist & Writer and curiosity seeker

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i will not stand in the shoes of monotony

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I bet Bears are into furries.

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I picked up a large rock and felt a balance in nature. Tranquility vibrated in me, but seriously, can't carry a rock all day.

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using a drink coaster is the only thing that separates us from the animals.

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Lesser know quotes of history #23: “Get out of my yard,” -my neighbor (1993)

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the laugh track to my life is prerecorded

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i pretend i’m a DJ and dedicate the love song playing on my iPhone to a young couple out there somewhere

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I have quite a bit of Vim, could use some more Vigor... and a little too much Moxie.

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i’m a little wiskey bent and but not much hell bound?

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if you order your food by the number meal… it ain’t healthy

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an A.M radio talk show host would have to enjoy talking to himself

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i believe that the recipe for disaster could use more oregano.

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My life will be back, RIGHT after this message!

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if you get a kitten, make sure it’s organic, not something made with meat by products

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you need to make your moments happen

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mistakes keep things interesting

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A Spork can have just as easily been called a Foon.

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there is a girl, when i make her laugh, feels like an orgasm

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hard to be mopey during merengue

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when I watch TV, and the character gets a text message alert, I get confused and look at me phone.