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Lemme see how them tits fart

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[THA DON👑 @makadasss]

POV: When I see my post partum depression wife go to my gay son's room with a shotgun.

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

cant say gay or retarded anymore cos some gay retard will tell me its mean and hurtful #fuckyou

[TexasRaptor @ MP @Texas_Raptor]

Jacked off into a menthol dude wipe and my ropes started crackling like a fish fry

[Mandrake ꥟ @tengridyeus]

I keep an empty picture frame on my desk as a reminder that I have nothing & I am nothing.

[lizard @LizardX]

They made it legal for women to be smoking hot again right as I became a 30 year old chopped unc. My golden years were stolen from me. Rugged by life once again.

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

How it feels to be on a date after losing the loml

[Teddy 2 steps @teddy2steps]

If I had gone to ASU I would’ve contracted aids no doubt about it

[siel THE CANT REPLY @akechoid]

if you genuinely use your phone in the shower Something is wrong

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Teca @teca_nextgen]

i rather a btch have a felony than a bby dad

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

dude I told you sativa makes me racist

[SP @sspencerukk]

Of course he doesn’t want broccoli, he was in the womb feasting on 1942 and percocets

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

hate when my gf shows me younger pictures of herself and asks if I think she was pretty. like yes I would have groomed you, now what

[𝑺𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒏 𝑵𝑴𝑲 🧉 @namekoisvnr]

Ma sœur m’a confié son fils trisomique pour l’après midi

[໊ @dopeydoomy]

do NOT watch spiderman if you still think about your ex

[redrum @griffisu]

girls will go on a date with you knowing full well her ex is driving around trying to find and kill you both

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

my siren song is the sound of a penjamin being ripped and a chip bag being opened