Professional Goat

Professional | Writer/ Artist | 26 | pfp: @starrysauce | Header: @AubadeKnight

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

Ended up making a strawpage, a little plain at the moment, but I'll slowly but surely work on it over time. I'll try and post more often also..........
https://t.co/hBu1rnx2cW

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

How awfully employed of them

[JR東日本（公式） @JREast_official]

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もぐもぐ食べて、駅をきれいに！
四ツ谷駅にヤギが登場🌱🐐
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環境にやさしい除草方法として、
ヤギによる除草を試験的に行っています！

現在は２匹のヤギたちが活躍中✨

お近くで見かけた際は、
ぜひ温かく見守ってください💚☺️

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

@exceedorbit In my defense, I'm a more general Kirby fan-

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

Bombed hard. Damn..........................

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

Older thing I wrote a while ago, but I've never actually shared it publicly before.
https://t.co/LaNojuwk7n

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

Older thing I wrote a while ago, but I've never actually shared it publicly before.
https://t.co/LaNojuwk7n

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

"They're alright."

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

Hiiiii hi hello...........................................

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

"Softly more often than not, but one time I ended up getting startled and baa'd so loud I damaged someone's hearing."

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

@gorsime13 Tempting, but it's kind of a war for peoples' attention nowadays. Hard to make people care for ocs. Not complaining, just that it is an uphill battle.

[myosotis secunda @MyosotisSecunda]

Some #hahayouclowns fanarts

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

@GoatMogu Imprisoned for their countless goat crimes........ 😔

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

Forgot to say it at the time, but Friends Vs. Friends releasing their "Hey we're not dead." update the same day as one of the biggest survival games on steam (Project Zomboid) was certainly the choice of all time.

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

It's a fun game, but there's an unfortunate lack of a goat character in it...........

[FvF (sales bot) @FVFgame]

in an era where countless games are shutting down their servers forever...

the game that never lived up to investors' expectations is back with a free update.

FRIENDS VS FRIENDS: DEAD GAME

Out now on PC/XBOX/P$5

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

@vilepluff Greena

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

Amazing how the moment I sit down and try to force myself to get creative I start feeling pain in my head and the scent of blood starts filling my nostrils! Haha!

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

@BOENSAW "Game designers need to balance their own games instead of making the player do it!!!!" And they're referring to Yacht Club, famous for Shovel Knight, a game that's well-balanced.

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

Anyone complaining about this has never played Shovel Knight.......... That game is really well-paced and balanced.........

[Yacht Club Games @YachtClubGames]

Hoping to make the game easier? Amp up the challenge? Looking to get WEIRD???? 🥸

We’ve got you covered. Mina the Hollower has tons of built-in modifiers that customize your experience from the lenient to the punishing. 💪

What kind of experience are YOU going to craft? 👾

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

@K1DTHEHORIZON Considered way too mainstream to be considered an indie. Which considering the amount of marketing it got, dev team size, and it being published by Devolver? I can kinda understand. I say this as someone who liked it too........

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

This franchise has been so consistent in it's quality even at it's lowest point that I don't think there truly is a humiliation ritual. Even Kirby's most subpar game is still better than some franchise's best game.

[Nightmare SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

So like, what was Kirby’s humiliation ritual (or the sonic 06 of Kirby)

[Professional Goat @cool_horse_guy]

@none_ofbusiness People really don't realize just how close this series was to becoming a pac-man situation where the company that owns it just doesn't know what the hell to do with it anymore. Woulda gotten a lot more games akin to Sqeak Squad I bet..........