Rainbow Brite

like, if peter pan & pinocchio had some sort of useless offspring... [ frezz as fuck. ]

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

I pinned this tweet, so now I get to wear the World Championship Belt.

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

@JustCallMeFrank i is. 😊

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

I have a Megatron in my pocket. Fuck you.

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

I just love plastic robots so fucking much.

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

I hope your dad has testicles.

[Phrasemaker💩666 @phrasemaker666]

You have 26 followers and your microarmpit is homely.

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

I'm pulling on my eyelids, but that doesn't help.

[philosophy of mind💙💛 @nakedlaughing]

Sorry it's politics o'clock

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

I'd rather things be "up my alley" than "in my wheelhouse".

[Phrasemaker💩666 @phrasemaker666]

There is a phallus between me and Gunthar Poonflaps.

[Phrasemaker💩666 @phrasemaker666]

Betty Poop likes to feed gorillas.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

An orgasm so intense, you get kicked out of Costco.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

What kind of psychopath orders a medium pizza ?

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

Can't decide if I should watch "Scrooged" or jerk-off into your clothes dryer.

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

It's pretty much Christmas, & your butthole is bleeding...

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

I'd tweet more, but I'm seriously busy learning Welsh.

Not even lying about that.

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

Probably gonna fuck myself to death.

[Mikey from Canarsie. (mikeym00n) @mikeym00n]

@ShaeAaron @Cool_Jesse I'm just not that into you.

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

I hope I don't die tomorrow.

[Phrasemaker💩666 @phrasemaker666]

Contemplate me once, shame on stupendous firefighters; contemplate me twice, shame on Penis Dog.

[Rainbow Brite @Cool_Jesse]

I think I used to be human.