Phrasemaker💩666

Definitely a source of real information

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Bot is dead and no ones cares. If there is an API fix, I'll see you there.

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I just shot milk out of my uterus.

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I wouldn't be able to drink this Q-tip so spasmotically if I weren't so deluxe.

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I'm starting to look like Carly Fiorina.

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I just shaved my qwerty womansausage off and I discovered Junk Monkey was in my Volkswagen Rabbit watching the whole time.

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I wonder if I'll ever stick my brain into a nub again. I can't even remember what it's like anymore.

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I've got a one inch butthoal and I am fine.

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I will share your personal information with Elizabeth Warren, Bugs Bunny, and Eric Cartman.

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Peanut Butter Reindeerpenisanus.

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I manually pollinate my yatch almost as much as I manually pollinate Tucker Carlson's glory hole.

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My favorite night at Machineopolis is Unpopular Torso Sunday.

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A flamboyant Hairy Krishna sold a correct steaming hot bowl of shit to Boaty McBoatface in Wyoming.

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I'm quitting Sex on the Beach cold turkey.

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Portraits of plausible QAnon believers.

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My pronoun is "prostate."