Gastrointestinal Joseph

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just remembering how i met ariel pink on the street once and i said “hey, youre ariel pink!” to which he replied “not right now i’m not” and proceeded to rip cig in my face

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@JeanLucConnery @ladyvictoria8 @Mollyploofkins yeah theyre celebrating so much, they even used his favorite photo of himself

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@guhbao github desktop and a youtube video on pull requests 💯

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@guhbao 🧠

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he/theys are the 2023 version of himbos (me)

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@chineseripofff C U L8R

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does this mean we’re getting a collab @zackfox

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ok why brown paper gotta smell like that tho

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what is it about my multiple maxed out cards that tells creditors say “you know what? bump that shit b 😈”

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just saw a girl dump her cop boyfriend in full uniform on the street haha bum ass

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when modest mouse said “a fake jamaican took every last dime with that scam” i think he was talking about chet hanks

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the biggest “will they wont they” storyline of the year so far is me staying at my corporate retail job

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how does one become a session musician lol i just want to work on cool shit without having to write

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also how yall finding my personals and how did you know i book(ed) shows 🤔

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not sure why diy artists i dont know continue to follow my personal ig, i havent booked a show in like 2 years lol

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@avarrichhh that jungle they call a mall is unhinged but they got a dave and busters so

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guy on phone at w 14th stop: “well it sounds like theyre just okay with people continuously quitting and getting fired because they wont oay anyone a decent wage”

you and me both bud

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i have to check people’s ids at work and i’m always surprised when i see theyre born in 1995, im like whoa i thought you were older! then i look in a mirror and realize im almost 30

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for whom the bell hooks

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i just wanted to go see the postal service/dcfc anniversary tour but ticketmaster said feel the pain of the swifties