Commish, CPA

Husband, dad, retired slow-pitch softball utility player, commissioner of the Super Fantasy Smash Bros fantasy football/baseball league.

[Commish, CPA @cool_socks12]

Her: u gotta be the 2015 NLCS MVP if u think we fuckin

Me asf:

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Team Italy finding a backup catcher

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Team Italy is working the phones today to call up another catcher to replace Kyle Teel, who is out 4-6 weeks with strained hamstring.
They must get paperwork to assure player’s heritage qualifies to play for Italy.
Their call up today is Andrés Annunziata, their bullpen catcher

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🎶Joy to the world, the lord is WHAT

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Wife says I can’t get this for Christmas

[Dog @MugRootBeer]

YOU ASKED MUG DELIVERED STAY TUNED 👀👀👀AVAILABLE 12/9

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My face while deadlifting: 😠

My headphones while deadlifting:

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You’re telling me a hunny glazed this ham

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2 Wic 2 ked

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Wished my neighbor a happy Easter and he shouts back “he is rizzin’!”

Thanks for the compliment bro but I don’t see how that is relevant

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@ColtronW Dudes will see this and say hell yeah

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Panthers moneyline

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Giants OT Evan Neal, a top-10 pick in 2022, will make his first start of 2024. https://t.co/x6XU4DVLfJ

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@MLBONFOX David Ortiz willing to risk it all for the seamhead queen

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Need more runs

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@NJDevils @ColtronW big dawg

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My 6yo ass watching the ‘99 Jags:

[ESPN @espn]

What a move by Kieran McArdle! 🤯 @PLLWaterdogs

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@MLBEurope @MLB @Mets One last hurrah before they’re traded

[SNY @SNYtv]

Omar Narváez on why the Mets have had so much trouble holding runners:

"That's a good question."

[Commish, CPA @cool_socks12]

“Big dog”

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Villa? I barely Nova