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@krazyfrog In the same boat. What are you switching to?

[Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal]

the Cowboys are the most 8-8-1 team of all time and I can't wait to see how they get there

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Schottenheimer's in game management is horrendous. Straight from the pete carroll school

[C @coolaid0]

Someone ask the clown owner about the run defense again. I'm sure he'd like to pat himself on the back once more

[C @coolaid0]

Out of the two minute warning, obvious run situation and they're still not ready for it

[C @coolaid0]

The thing about the Cowboys defense is they're terrible AND horribly coached unit

[C @coolaid0]

The thing about the Cowboys defense is they're terrible AND horribly coached unit

[C @coolaid0]

And yet Eberflus still has a job

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

I’m not sure an NFL defense can look any worse

[C @coolaid0]

The Cowboys slowly turning into a bottom feeder team and this dude having to watch that in his dying years will give me a little bit of hope

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jerry Jones on today’s trade: “This gives us a chance to be a better team than we’ve had the last several years.”

[C @coolaid0]

I'm sick

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

[C @coolaid0]

@Cric_Karthikk Thank you

[C @coolaid0]

Smdh

[Michael Gehlken @GehlkenNFL]

Cowboys are drafting former Alabama guard Tyler Booker with the No. 12 overall pick, source said.

[C @coolaid0]

At that price, why didn't the Cowboys just re-sign him?

[Joe Person @josephperson]

It's a $3 million deal for Rico Dowdle with incentives that could take it past $6 million, per source.

[C @coolaid0]

Interim coach Jason Witten

[C @coolaid0]

Get it right, a mediocre ass assistant

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cowboys are hiring offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer as their new head coach, Jerrry Jones tells ESPN.

“Brian Schottenheimer is known as a career assistant,” Jones said. “He ain’t Brian no more. He is now known as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.”

[Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal]

Soft launch of the Cowboys’ newest offseason content show: Micah Parsons Trade Chatter

[C @coolaid0]

Steele is a turnstile

[C @coolaid0]

Embarrass them, Dan Campbell

[C @coolaid0]

Get Zeke outta here man. Wasting plays

[C @coolaid0]

Every fucking yard is a battle with this offense. Its like trying to use a knife to cut a tree