average human being

just a chicken nugget diary

[average human being @coolandgucci]

there is no one more delusional than a girl with a crush

[average human being @coolandgucci]

boycotting Tim Hortons after i was shot 7 times by the employee that informed me they’re discontinuing the flatbread pizzas

[average human being @coolandgucci]

collared shirt + sweater + leather jacket has me feeling like im better than everyone else

[average human being @coolandgucci]

the hottest thing a man can do is play the drums

[average human being @coolandgucci]

I think I’ve said this before but I’ll say it again: when guys catch something you throw to them, that’s hot

[average human being @coolandgucci]

feelin like an uggo at the airport is not for the weak

[average human being @coolandgucci]

nemesis of the day: toilets that “automatically” flush. i have managed to touch every part of this toilet and it still has not flushed making this the least hand-free experience possible

[average human being @coolandgucci]

things I love: slow closing toilet lids
Things I hate: slow closing doors

[average human being @coolandgucci]

@lrhsources not a single wrong answer on the board y’all

[average human being @coolandgucci]

do straight guys drink sparkling water

[lucy ★ @ih8bostonn]

this and a cigarette

[average human being @coolandgucci]

Cabin leading for a youth weekend and overheard one of my girls say:

"I think God made crushes as a punishment for sin"

ya probably right

[average human being @coolandgucci]

i think people are lying about liking mushrooms

[g @grannys_diary]

Sometimes I forget that I am a nepo baby. Like my father is the coolest and I don’t have to worry about anything.

[average human being @coolandgucci]

nothing worse than a man’s instagram

[average human being @coolandgucci]

haven’t had my period since Ashton Irwin looked at me

[average human being @coolandgucci]

gonna eat healthy again. unless someone wants to go get ice cream

[average human being @coolandgucci]

unless i am

[average human being @coolandgucci]

if i’m flirting with you no i’m not

[average human being @coolandgucci]

@Big_Wakkie NF