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[jackierích o'luddshaw @jack_luddy]

stilcar watching paul mercedes summon a su-balud with all-wheel drive (he is the nissan al-gaib)

[corn @coolandonline]

@PodcastTheRide I really thought “Dreamsicle Drive” should’ve been the first single

[corn @coolandonline]

rebecca ferguson do you like graphic designers from florida

[corn @coolandonline]

every animal video now has some song in the background like “I swore god wasn’t real until I saw you” and it’s just a dog laying on the floor

[corn @coolandonline]

I could fix her

[🇱🇹 @agneponx]

This photo from the Willy wonka experience is single handedly the photo of the year. I know it’s only February but close the vote there’s no topping this. Please find this woman she needs to be interviewed ASAP

[corn @coolandonline]

probably shouldn’t have watched a self-immolation video right before I went to bed last night

[corn @coolandonline]

@MNateShyamalan jress

[corn @coolandonline]

@ecareyo my eyes rolling back into my head and mumbling this to myself

[corn @coolandonline]

traveling back in time to show this to a 1500s papal conclave and seeing white smoke be emitted

[corn @coolandonline]

the ghost of a thousand’s second album isn’t on Spotify and this is why we need to preserve physical media

[corn @coolandonline]

listening to chiodos for the first time in a while. we were really treating relationships in our late teens/early 20s like the purpose of existing , weren’t we?

[corn @coolandonline]

@Esqueer_ that right-wing money must be GOOD to be this hollow on video

[Crab Creatures @CrabCreatures]

Tried to scam my local witch. Sold her cheap toad eyes instead of newt eyes. She gave me The Hog curse. I could use some positive vibes.

[corn @coolandonline]

he walking like I would after I just told my bumble date I’m not that drunk and storm to the bathroom to cry

[Simon Ateba @simonateba]

SEE IT: President Biden unusually strong today, shows off some vigor. WATCH

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Counterpoint

[corn @coolandonline]

too much smoochin in the first 5 mins of this love is blind ep. too much of the sound

[corn @coolandonline]

You’ve got mail 2:
Pussy in bio

[corn @coolandonline]

@UnsaltedTops Sugar free is gonna wreck your guts isn’t it