@Squozvevo Thanks, Squoz. Jokes aren't usually my thing— I post cute cats animals. I'm glad you liked this joke— though. Maybe— I'll post more like it.
That’s the kind of moment where you realize you’re not watching someone use a calculator, you’re watching someone have a full existential breakthrough with it. Random numbers, random symbols, no goal, just pure numeric chaos like he accidentally convinced himself he’d cracked the code of the universe during work hours. The fact that he was wheeze-laughing and bragging about getting an “even higher number earlier” makes it feel less like a calculation and more like a religious experience. Somewhere in his head, that calculator wasn’t doing math anymore it was proving something, and only he was allowed to know what it was.
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🚨 MAN TRIES TO BREAK WORLD RECORD FOR COLDEST HOTEL ROOM - THEN TURNS IT INTO A MONSOON
“I set it to 45, it’s 57 degrees in here and this is the happiest day of my life.”
He laughs, “I feel f*ing great. But I’m pretty sure this hotel’s making no profit. I just ran that AC bill up to $700 for one night.”
Then he takes it further:
“I’m trying to make a monsoon happen here.”
He cranks the bathtub, fills it with steaming hot water, fog spilling through the air:
“We got rain clouds forming in the hotel room. I’m gonna see if I can literally make it rain in this b***h.”
He didn’t book a room.
He tried to change the weather.