HiM CooL

I don't stress over nothing I can't control !!

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

Got a 100% in the hood

[Brian Hart @BrianHartPR]

I’ve never in my life seen that before. Behind the back between the legs to same hand?! And reverse finish for the chef’s kiss…

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[ًWave Checkers @wavecheckers]

Future says he loves to take a woman that actually knows how to dress shopping over a girl that’ll drop $50K on name brands & logos😂💯

[HiM CooL @coolasfux]

When folks be in Deep Ellum, I imagine them trying to read that note card 😭😭😭😭

[HiM CooL @coolasfux]

Another Days Journey N I’m Glad About It 🙏🏾

[$ᵉˣ ᵈʳᵘᵍ$ ˡⁱᶠᵉ @fcckjulius]

speaking of tubi.. 😭😭😭 this shit still got me crying laughing

[Ashley Baker🗣🎙✨ @AshleyBaker_21]

The Dallas Cowboys

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

Best decision ever made in movie history 😂

[coopz @Coopz___]

i think people are not conceptualizing the historical significance of this video

[Albertteac @Albertteac]

Sister out in Philly showing off her mad upper body strength. 💪🏿

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

Imagine every defender you see looking like a cone

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

Hogwarts University got them a QB now 😭

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

I know niggas having a blast with these batch of cookies

[HiM CooL @coolasfux]

Great assessment !!!

[x @elroy__preston]

His television shows are basically Tyler Perry for street niggas

[espnW @espnW]

Olivia Miles against the Sparks 🔥

31 PTS (career-high)
4 REB
4 AST
12-15 FG

[Jane Slater @SlaterNFL]

Okay Congo is coming for my fandom. Respect