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parody account

[💕 @coolassB]

#CowboyCarter ✨

[💕 @coolassB]

Got my braces tightened today but I left my Tylenol in the car & I live on the 3rd floor .. ridiculous

[Smoote, M.A. @_Smoote]

I understood the assignment the minute it was given to me.

Dope song, better visual. Excellent album opener. Had NO business being the lead single.

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[G🎀 @_iMarriedPrince]

Target Circle is literally useless

[💕 @coolassB]

I’m about to get sucked into the boneless couch hype 🫪

[💕 @coolassB]

If I had a dollar for how many times people I’m cool with sneak diss me on this here internet I’d be rich sheesh

[💕 @coolassB]

Telling me something cost too much instead of just not replying is so strange. lol

[💕 @coolassB]

Dawg I did not know lazy boy was a real store 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[syren @ligerzerosyren]

I turned 18 in 2011. Rent was $425. After work I’d go to the mall with friends and get a whole new outfit for $40. We’d go out that night, drinks were $3 and whole meals were like $7. Wake up next morning & get brunch WITH DRINKS for less than $15. Life is hell now.

[💕 @coolassB]

Same dance & all

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Blessing in every lesson

[Parlay Papi @KobesAndJordans]

Endured a lot of losses when showing love to the wrong people

[💕 @coolassB]

If you would’ve told me that I would’ve left my corporate job of 4 years to become a full time braider I wouldn’t have believed you!

But God!

Book with the queen.
Ig: brandidit_

[💕 @coolassB]

I don’t let ppl in my game room at all but I promise idc what stuff like like on the outside nobody ever playing with me FOR FREE

[kristen (not stewart) yellowjackets shish-kabob 🍡 @lordesbbqribs]

@carolinerenard_ yt ppl saying the saxophones getting louder cause they got their name spelled wrong on their starbucks meanwhile we were sobbing watching someone get their back shot up like fuck them fr 😭

[💕 @coolassB]

Now why the fuck I gotta move out the same week I’m going to Turks 😭😭😭 dffff

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

I tried The Polygamist and saw them mouths not matching the words I got the hell on quick.

[💕 @coolassB]

Do you hear me 😭

[Lil Kevin🐐 @Handsome_Kev]

You better than me I would’ve sent $800 today and the the $810with late fees two weeks later😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[💕 @coolassB]

Haha

[💕 @coolassB]

Going through a break up with so much good going on right now is actually very interesting to me .. ima stay tuned tho

[💕 @coolassB]

Bitch