cockandballs

fiction is inherently evil. i detest the written word.

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when i have to shit my vision turns blood red and my FOV looks like i’m in hardcore henry

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@JoeBiden

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we need less men painting their nails and more men selling COCK

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we need more mysteries, too many things are solved .

i want to wonder why there’s A Moon and if it will kill me.

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texted a girl that i was quietly studying in a cafe when i’m actually yelling at all of the baristas because they blinked morse code at me telling me that It Was Time

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@Senn_Spud good point the joker is a Fucked Up Dude

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you can also give it to animals cuz they don’t know shit about anything

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just found you can drink cough medicine whenever you don’t even have to be sick this shit is awesome

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@nyuniversity

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trying to explode new york fashion students with my mind

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@sp00pkitt3n @I_Em_Groot_ @l_mahy_ @bylerlockdown i think you’re lying

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@FoolishBB foolish baseball supermega reference

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@gennmnz ???

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@asheerdrop *saying

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@asheerdrop not enough ppl dying let down

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@Will_COYS @CespedesBBQ the ringer shut down their baseball podcasts, including BBQ

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@V2KCOVERAGE @FoolishBB having a bit more knowledge on different ways to evaluate players can enhance the viewing experience.

for example, if you know that a player has really good advanced stats, you’ll wanna pay more attention to their ABs when previously you may not have known that they were good.

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@V2KCOVERAGE @FoolishBB the formula and everything may look intimidating but it’s actually a really useful and cool stat, it’s best explained here:

https://t.co/eyI7gJZ8Df

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@fuckmarrywill @DrakeGatsby how are you alive