maite

i watch fights & porn on here that’s abt it

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[eliz @eliza___v]

me and him if he would’ve followed the script I made up in my head

[kannu @chupkarkannu]

i like saying #watdatmean while knowing exactly what it means

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

It’s so funny when men are naked, why is your butt so tensed and small? 😭

[: @_dxllz7]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[liana!! 🚦 @solidaritysgf]

evidently i don’t though.

[mimi @immienne]

wanting a bf is like wanting wingstop u don’t really want it

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Well….

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

“Winnie the Pooh” is the original “Inside Out.” I will not be explaining further. Thank you.

[ChelseaChels✨✨ @Audemars_Iver]

I need a show like The Office but based on ATL airport staff 😭

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

[Quan @quanfrr]

yall piss me off why are you following mcdonald’s

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

an oz of weed is officially cheaper than filling my gas tank.

[vic @CountOnVic]

3 albums is insane how am I supposed to learn all them lyrics in one day

[❤︎⁠ @crystalhelixxxx]

Instagram is adding to much shit its starting to feel like this

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i like using twitter because none of my friends use it