haley the elder

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[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

there are twice as many stars as usual

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Double-headed Hidden Valley Ranch bottle can soon be yours https://t.co/hjK8wNbbNT

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

@tradewarhj idk never played bc it looked mid but it’s an unacceptable exclusion either way when it was the second funnest game on wii sports resort (island flyover number one obvi)

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

they fumbled this so bad not only is it fugly but they left out swordplay??? they have to be joking

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Play 12 sports with intuitive motion controls when Nintendo Switch Sports Resort, the latest game in the series, releases exclusively for Nintendo Switch 2 on Oct 22! #NintendoDirect

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

Urbs in Horto: Chicago freshly watered 🌧️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Zendaya has shared a new photo teasing 2 of her upcoming films — ‘DUNE 3’ and ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

The leading men of The Odyssey: Matt Damon, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Holland, shot by Alex Prager for the Summer 2026 issue of GQ https://t.co/JyXzHJW5hR

[Alef @alefvernon]

@taylorswift13 @Pixar @toystory Yesss!!!!! 🥹☁️✨️ I love you so much Taylor!!!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

last night was a tubi original

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

@hesitantleslie breakups actually fucking suck so bad and the other side of the coin is that you’re one step closer to where you’re meant to be

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

spotify actually shuffle my entire playlist challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

at the beach in chicago and it’s 80° outside. girl who is going to be okay.

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

is a smooth homogeneous strawberry yogurt too much to ask for??? i can’t stand the chunks 😭

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

@catullusallust insane 😭

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

just witnessed a guy have his zyns out on the table throughout an entire dinner have some decorum sir

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

🤞 community theater production 🤞

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

i’m a 🏛️📚🪸🖼️🎭🪼🏰🏺 nerd, not a 🔬👾📐🪐💻🧫🤖📊 nerd, it’s an important distinction

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

At that at the end of Night at the Museum Ben Stiller introduces Carla Gugino to Sacagawea, on whom she's writing her dissertation, so that she can answer all her questions, but like? What will she do with what she tells her? You can’t cite the museum wax figure that came to life

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

japanese bbq WILL save you btw

[haley the elder @coolbeanscaesar]

WE ARE SO BACK 🪼🦑🌊🐠🦈🪸🦐🐟

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BLUE PLANET 3’ is officially in the works.

David Attenborough will return as the narrator.

[izzy @spidermannwh]

how it feels to be an amc a lister