Not that Jen

🏳️‍🌈parent. Live-streaming the final days of Rome.

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

Joining the holy crusade against AI on the side of the Catholics

That’s a sentence that would have deeply confused me five years ago

[vivian @jazzloaf]

yeah man i had a lot of hopes for the 21st century but the vibe has umm kind of shifted bro

[temple runner @misscalcula]

agnostic struggler: i don’t know who is giving me their toughest battles

[gas station dream girl @cheygoulet]

September was one hell of a year

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Oh no, it looks like I’ve had a little too much to think

[ur_depressed_bisexual 🌓🎶 @anxiouswithadhd]

God, they always go for the arts and humanities and I’m so fucking tired. All you guys see is money, all you care about is profit and gain and power. We need more artists, musicians, writers, dancers. We need more educators, therapists, philosophers-people who UNDERSTAND people.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
- George Orwell, Animal Farm

[Natalie Grace Alford @NatalieGABand]

Doctor: you shouldn’t take Ibuprofen everyday. It can damage your liver.

Patient: Okay, can I get a medication for the pain that doesn’t harm my liver?

Doctor: HahahahahahHha oh dear God no.

[Captain Dick @CaptainDick12]

Most will not read this. Summary. The Financial Accountability Office of Ont. is saying the Ford gov't is over spending at a time when revenue is reduced. Ont. will be $598 billion in debt by 2029, Education are health care are seriously underfunded.
https://t.co/MU5bbvvmiV

[Drop seeds not bombs @helenaddy]

How come we don't have separate medical facilities for contagious and non contagious issues? Like, if I'm coming in for chronic back pain why am I in the same waiting room as someone with flu symptoms? Wouldn't it be smarter to have separate places for such different needs? /Gen

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Seeing people argue against a 32 hour work week is insane. Y’all need hobbies, friends, sunlight, literally anything outside of work. Life is not supposed to be just work until you die. We really will never revolt because some of y’all are way too brainwashed.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

They say we should never meet our heroes, but my 93 year old grandmother ends all her phone calls with “Okay, I’m done talking to you now” then hangs up, and honestly that’s pretty heroic

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

I love how as an adult, the consequence of doing too much is pain and exhaustion, but the consequence of doing nothing is also pain and exhaustion.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Former Canada PM Jean Chrétien: "Never mistake our generosity for weakness. Never mistake our tolerance for lack of determination. And never, never mistake our kindness for softness. We bow to no one." #cdnpoli

[Not that Jen @coolbeansjen]

@MsKrispanis @ESL_fairy My son’s class doesn’t have a window. I do not like it.

[Rob Roberts @itsrobroberts]

Someone has left this note - and this lighter! - at the Halifax grave of Maj.-Gen. Robert Ross, the British military man who burned down the White House.

[tern @1goodtern]

If you want a new frame within which to understand why the whole world seems utterly miserable now, I'll give you one: we're quietly in WWIII while still being in a pandemic of a virus that damages the brain *and* a climate catastrophe all at the same time.

[Christopher Rixman @ChristoRixman]

HAHAHAHA. Master class trolling.

They’re sitting there explaining how wonderful everything is and Bourdain immediately asks the question nobody in that room wants asked:

Wonderful for who?

Who cooks the food? Who cleans the houses? Who does all the shit that makes your beautiful comfortable life possible?

“You’re living off the labor of a repressed underclass.”

You couldn’t choreograph this shit any better.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

VERY annoying that we realize children need a summer break and several vacations a year because they attend school, but we think it makes sense for adults to work 40 hours a week all year and probably get 2–3 weeks off in a whole year if you’re lucky.