Brendan

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@dive4bottlecaps @AngoraGoatLady Today my (American, Yale trained) cardiologist listened to my heart, tapped my shins as he turned his back (pedal pulses?????) and sat back down at his tablet.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@stelzner_n1150 Duh

[Brendan @coolbeap]

Is this your mom’s backyard, jess? White trash maga. All it’s missing is a few junk cars and a wash tub. @sonicjessie

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

The UFC Claw being constructed on the South Lawn of the White House.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

Hey John, here’s an idea for movie night with Giselle and the kids @SenFettermanPA
Grab some popcorn, you d*ck.

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Israel is doing to Lebanon what they did to Gaza…

A FATHER AND SON KILLED FOR WALKING HOME.

They didn't carry weapons; they carried memories and a simple dream of going home.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@A_Sober_Drunk Sadly, but not surprisingly, you don’t know the difference between a journalist and an anchor man. Pelley is a journalist.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@BrandiKruse @CBSNews Wow, cool story.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@LarryHuddl41006 @JoJoFromJerz @atrupar @PrincessofNYC23 Aside from being incredibly rude, this is also astoundingly inaccurate. And why do you think protocol needs to be capitalized? Sounds like you’re just stupid.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@Feralfairy13 @lilydsmith Perkiomen Trail in Montco?

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@twigdust @theliamnissan The single most important factor in improved life expectancy, without one ounce of equivocation, is vaccination. Period. The data is overwhelming.
It’s not diet, it’s not “employment patterns,” although they have helped.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

In case your tracking fraud on your little spreadsheet, here’s another L for the magats. 42 years.
This particular one tried to wrap your xenophobia and racism together. Of course, it was a lie. Sucker. @sonicjessie

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@theliamnissan @ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump That presumes he has a heart

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@tiffanylloree @Acyn “Literally no reason”? Such an idiot; go read a book.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@LauraEWeiss16 Life really is tough when you’re stupid, David Coyote @dvdcoyote

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@AlecLace @RonFilipkowski Dude, you’re getting roasted.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@dvdcoyote you can run away but you can’t hide.
It’s an entirely new fund with a completely different adjudication process (sorry for the five syllable word), not a subset of anything. Hence, the need to get (or fail to get, more likely) congressional authorization.
Dope.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@dvdcoyote @LauraEWeiss16 @julie_kelly2 Wrong.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@Maxxx669045 @LolonMusk @unfamericatour Fella, he’s right. You need to stop SHOUTING insults and educate yourself.
For god’s sake, you are maga. NO ONE is gonna tolerate being called stupid by you, ffs. Have a little self- awareness.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

If there was ever *any* doubt that maga embraces stupid people like you jess, here’s your proof. @sonicjessie

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Missouri Republicans have cut $4 million in funding for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library literacy program, which sends monthly free books to kids 5 and under.

No more children will be able to sign up to receive free books in Missouri.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@fadethecrowd @Buddhabiker @RohnWBishop Yeah, that’s a well thought out position. /s

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

[Brendan @coolbeap]

@JClarkNBCS Shutout?