Boots Coolidge

Funny, ironic and obnoxious political and social commentary

[Boots Coolidge @coolboots3]

Unless… 🤔

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Is this you?

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

I expect this case to be reversed on appeal and for Donald Trump to be elected president in November.

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If your Trump trial drinking game was to drink for each guilty count, we’ll see you in the morning… #TrumpTrialThursday #verdict

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Ice Spice had serious “what am I doing in this luxury box with this white girl?” energy as they went to commercial. #SuperBowl

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Between Scientology, Jesus, and RFK Jr, I’m just not sure which way to go… #SuperBowl

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I guess Gerry’s no longer a mensch…

#GoldenBachelor

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Dolly Parton singing “We are the Champions” for a team that hasn’t won a title since 1996 is more irony than I expected on Thanksgiving Day.

#DallasCowboys #Commanders #Thanksgiving

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Oh look, Xavier knitted Charity a toilet bowl brush!! #thebachelorette

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Finally catching up on this week’s #TheBachelorette and have to say that those may be the four most healthy hometown visits in Bachelor/Bachelorette history. Solid families and real conversations.

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Loved the producer telling Gary that Mads was up front with him about it just being sex. That boy is DENSE!! #BelowDeckSailing

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This would solve a lot of problems.

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

Ann Coulter: ‘Every Republican should commit suicide in solidarity with Trump’ https://t.co/tkRTBSpjaZ

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@ClaremontShana @ProjectLincoln He finally pulled them out of his ass!

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Bad night for Brothers and brothers on CBS tonight. #Survivor43 #AmazingRace

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Tonight I learned that someone without a single practical talent or skill can be a motivational speaker. #AmazingRace

[Boots Coolidge @coolboots3]

I thought that was the price of being on this show. #thebachelorette

[token blondie. @canaryofheart]

Rachel looks so emotionally drained. She use to be so earnest and excited. This show took a part of her soul, I swear. #TheBachelorette

[Boots Coolidge @coolboots3]

I’m so happy I watched the infomercial called “The Men Tell All”. #TheBachelorette

[Boots Coolidge @coolboots3]

Watching #Bridesmaids on E! and right after the wedding dress shop scene, Kristen Wigg has a blind date set up with a guy with a kid. Was this in the theatrical release? Cause neither my wife nor me remember it. We’ve seen this moving dozens of times.

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@CharlesPPierce I’m very grateful for the DOJ to provide confidential documents programming while while the Jan 6 show was on hiatus. Can’t wait for September when their programming overlaps. #Affidavit #Jan6thHearings

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@AWeissmann_ And that he’s fucked.

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With each episode, Gabby gets closer and closer to becoming Tanya 👇🏻
#thebachelorette

[Boots Coolidge @coolboots3]

@ClaremontShana just pointed out that with her breathy voice, mommy issues and constant crying, Gabby will become Tanya from The White Lotus in 30 years. #TheBachelorette