Cool Carly

Born on a Tuesday. Doin my thing. 🔆♈️🔆 @uakron & @kstate & @OhioState alumna.

[Cool Carly @coolcarly_]

BIG FISH EAT LITTLE FISH

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@tim_stebbins

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

Framing this and hanging it in my apartment.

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@MTV_AMANDAG

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@CleGuardians K S Uuuuuuuuuuuu

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Stop freeze drying candy

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*Sitting in an actual office during a zoom call this morning*

“Carly, your office background looks so realistic!”

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@KingJames *worst

[Cool Carly @coolcarly_]

It Ends With Us is just Waitress but the abusive husband is a hot doctor instead of a drunk nobody and instead of a flower shop it’s a pie diner.

And the book has NO award-winning Broadway soundtrack

[Cool Carly @coolcarly_]

Hey @SecretDeodorant can we get a team together to make the little plastic covers you put on the actual deodorant stick a TON LESS SHARP & POINTY!!?

I can’t be the only one who mindlessly uncaps what I THINK is a used stick and the SHARP EDGE from hell scrapes along my pit.

[Cool Carly @coolcarly_]

Listening to an audiobook and I wished there were subtitles and then I realized that’s just reading the actual book.

[Emma Friend @EmmaYourFriend]

all these men vying for Speaker and none running to be Listener. makes u think

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@slayerfestx98 @Sassy_Bradley I didn’t know you had two twitters

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Mom: “Come on Car, give me the D!”

Me: “The What?”

Mom: “The D!! The Details!!”

Me: “Mom, you mean the Tea. The D means something completely different.”

[Cool Carly @coolcarly_]

Oatmeal is so weird

[clevelanddotcom @clevelanddotcom]

Can you say, “Gets Us?!” Guardians manager Terry Francona is at tonight’s Cavs game wearing a Browns hoodie.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Ohio State is the only Power 5 team to win their first game after the release of every Taylor Swift album.

10-0

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero.

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

Team Carly

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

27 outs.

#ForTheLand | #GuardiWWins

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“Is ‘Euphoria’ today’s ‘GLEE’?” -@Sassy_Bradley

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The Target / Starbucks collab is powerful.