♡ crissy

ftp | la maestra de relajarme | garlic gorl | karmas a bitch so i don’t need to be one |

[♡ crissy @coolcatcris]

stooooooop i feel like this was directed to me hahahhahaha

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the ice cream

[TheM20+ @TheM20_Plus]

holy fuck this edit

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

genuinely how i feel when people say i look like my dad

[♡ crissy @coolcatcris]

a tweety bird ice cream from the paletero sound so bomb rn

[♡ crissy @coolcatcris]

@nic_sorensen this is us every night 💀😂

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

The plans i want to make with my boyfriend:

[belle 🫀 @robattinson]

people acting like being a robert pattinson fan is the new trend when i’ve been following his career for 15 years, and now watching everyone finally catch up and realize how incredible he is

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu me recusando a dormir porque não tive tempo suficiente para mim depois do trabalho

[♡ crissy @coolcatcris]

here we go with that back to school song every parent uses….. ugghhhh!!! “don’t you ever grow up, don’t you ever grow up”

[♡ crissy @coolcatcris]

meeeeeeeeee 😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[Eric @EricAgain_]

Me stuck in a meeting that has absolutely nothing to do with me, but my manager still wants me there

[Chris Jaxon Speaks @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[♡ crissy @coolcatcris]

THEY GOT MARRIED IN LAKE COMO!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Culture Cave @CultureCave_]

Zendaya and Tom Holland stun in first wedding and honeymoon photos since tying the knot.

(Via BCWire)

[Robert Pattinson Photos | Fansite @pattinsonphotos]

Robert Pattinson on how funny it was to play Antinous, a character no one is rooting for in THE ODYSSEY:

“It’s kind of like playing Jacob in Twilight” 🤭.

[The Double Feature Podcast @DoubleFeatureYT]

He is (and has been for a few years) the best actor on the planet and I’m not sure it’s particularly close

[𝘫𝘵 @realjtlopez]

stages of the odyssey

[Doug @DouglasAll]

acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo

[♡ crissy @coolcatcris]

i was reading passages starting in middle school!! what the heck were you all learning over Homer??

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

I had to read The Odyssey, The Iliad, and Oedipus Rex in senior lit. I thought we all did

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Christopher Nolan expects audiences to believe this trip lasted 10 years