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@McLagy Can’t be worse than the Yahoo fantasy app

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McDonald’s Coke rn or else

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Sorry officer I did drink a Bang before getting behind the wheel

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Looking to hold a baby. Preferably 3-18 months, but can deviate a little on both ends. Let me know if you have any leads.

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One more look at this hotdog and I’m puking

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@Barrymcock79274 If I didn’t get my fountain blue Powerade this morn I would have never made it

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@PhilMaCrack00

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Need someone to follow me around and put a gun to my head every time I start to slouch #positivepunishment

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@b1gdumb1diott Kickin ranch one clears

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@Barrymcock79274 Incel

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Whenever something bad happens to me it’s like Oh great, something bad just happened to me. And I’m 26.

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Throwing up at the turn

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@Barrymcock79274 Booking a tee time from the bar post midnight comes with implications

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Sweating in places you’ve never even heard of

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@Barrymcock79274 Date? Faggot

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It’s never too early to pick a fight with a loved one

[َ @ijbolpete]

im tweeting less because i found a new victim to listen to my every thought

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DUI while listening to an audiobook

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A few wrong turns and all of sudden you’re in the casino parking lot at 2pm on a Wednesday

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Got a lil cocky & tried to devil some. What a bitch that was.

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First time hard boiling eggs. Wish me luck!