rob

passionately chill.

[rob @coolchords]

@elonmusk Care to make a comprehensive wager sir? Real stakes, real tests, real experiment.

[rob @coolchords]

@TheNBACentral This aged well 🍷

[rob @coolchords]

@TheNBACentral I think Garland and Murray are legit. But put Fox or Shai on the cavs rn and they are legit East contenders.

[rob @coolchords]

@Scooniep12 @PaulBiancardi @RobertPera @RobertPera

[rob @coolchords]

@Scooniep12 @PaulBiancardi @RobertPera Tough night tonight guys. ^^^ told you last year brooks would be a problem for you. I know you severely missed Adams and Clarke, but if you developed Zaire like I said, or traded Brooks you’d be in a much better spot. Still would love the opportunity to show you how I can help!

[rob @coolchords]

@WarriorsPR That’s -60… in 25 games at only 15 minutes a game…

[rob @coolchords]

@WarriorsPR Jermychal Green has one of the lowest +- in the league and Kerr still plays him.. someone should let him know 🤦🏻‍♂️

[rob @coolchords]

@AFTVMedia This aged well 🍷

[rob @coolchords]

@AFTVMedia I’d rather have both them out instead 🤦🏻‍♂️

[rob @coolchords]

@Arsenal @AFTVMedia Los Angeles Gunners out here 💪🏼@Thomaspartey22 you are world class!!!!

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[li 🌈 peak season hell @canicuIa]

anyone else address their pets as sir/ma’am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?

[rob @coolchords]

@RobertPera

[rob @coolchords]

@Scooniep12 @PaulBiancardi Coach, please tell your HC that your team is significantly worse off starting and playing d brooks big minutes. He may be good defender on ball, but his O efficiency, shot selection, and time on the ball kills your team. Zaire is your guy. Play him like T Allen. Love your squad.

[rob @coolchords]

@MarcLore you and your organization. Congratulations on your transition to making the playoffs, now it’s time to take that next step like the Warriors did, Mark Jackson to Steve Kerr. You need an elite coach to get you where you want to go and I can help find him for you. All the best.

[rob @coolchords]

@MarcLore help find you a coach capable of building your great young talent in Edwards and Mcdaniels and actually contending for a title, not just being “happy to lose in a close game/series.” I guarantee in just one phone call I can put together a presentation of off-season moves to wow…

[rob @coolchords]

@MarcLore In his post game a reporter asked Finch would you rather lose a close game or a blow out? He answered, well, definitely a close game. The correct answer is “I would rather win, and not lose any game.” 🤦🏻‍♂️ I live in Los Angeles, I would give up my life to help fix your team and…

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Will Smith saying he wants to be a vessel for love fifteen minutes after hitting a guy live on international TV and then getting a standing ovation is just an incredible summation of what Hollywood’s all about.

[rob @coolchords]

@Scooniep12 @PaulBiancardi Play d brooks like Tony allen* start Zaire.