Chris Hanson

Classically Hanson.

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

God made me and said: "eh, I'll fix it in post" #Production #film

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

@flipper_net Yes obviously

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@fedex My favorite part is the thud at the end.(audio on) I feel bad for the driver, 94Lbs didn't and no dolly. Insured for $3000 and still denied claim? My sound board was wrapped in foam and bubble wrap in a road case which was also wrapped in foam and cardboard. still damaged.

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

Everyone hates taxes, but if my tax money could go to improve one thing in IL, hands down it’s to make the DMV not suck a horses ass. #ilsos

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

I like the phrase “in broad daylight” like I caught someone stealing “in broad daylight”. It’s like I’m more offended someone stole something during they day, when culturally we have agreed to only steal at night haha

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

@_iamjblove I can’t thank you enough for the kind words about our farm Christmas show! Let me know if you want any more info!
Put up a website now too 👍🏻https://t.co/D1DTEANBX1

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

If you ask me going to a wedding is on the same level of hell as going to the DMV.

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@fivebelow what, are you changing your name to ten below?! WHY ARE YOU SELLING THINGS FOR MORE THAN 5 DOLLARS?! that’s like your whole thing!

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

@Potbelly how dare you take the best sandwich off your menu. I want my clubby back :(

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

@SpotifyCares Issues resolved by reinstalling thanks!

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

@Spotify you’ve got an iOS 15 bug: Audio will not play over Bluetooth devices.
P.S. you need a better bug reporting system

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

@BRPSeaDoo how can I convince you to build my spark faster? It’s jet ski weather.

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

@chelsea_carver_ Everybody poops, everybody dies, some people poop when they die 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

So for restaurants, If I sprint to my seat holding my breath, do I need to wear a mask to get in?

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

@Snapchat Thanks for saving my life today with the delete feature. You da real MVP

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

Love @GoogleStadia but please support all the smart TVs that already have built in chrome cast and I guarantee your popularity skyrockets. Love the service just need more supported platforms. You’re on the right track.

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

Cant wait for season 2! #SolarOpposites #fanart

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

I’ll be honest it’s really disappointed that I’m not dating anyone during this #nakedchallenge and #Qurantine

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

When work has you feeling like Mr. Face McShooty
https://t.co/uORUeZCrSf
#Borderlands

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

I got this ad today (Sunday) @ChickfilA why so cruel? #ChickfilA

[Chris Hanson @coolchris1225]

I’m more excited to move back to IL than I was for Christmas as a kid.