delaney

[darah @dewgirlonline]

First of all I love you.

[John fawn 🎷 🦌 @ipostdeer]

who up in the small river?

[koji @holdingawish]

I hope your week has been fruitful and you feel loved

[fat dennings @sappharine]

Willy Wonka planting the golden tickets

[james @jms_tny]

i remember reading an interview where jane lynch detailed her harrowing struggle with substance abuse and addiction only to reveal the substance in question was nyquil. a real walgreens head

[JAEKAY🚬 @jaeonistte]

Korean beauty standard

[switch1e @switch1e_swoof]

there's a student in my class named nicole fuentes

[frick @gofrickurself]

Daily Affirmations!
- That runny nose is your cerebral spinal fluid leaking
- Your chest pain is a heart attack
- The tingling in your arm is actually a blood clot
- Forgot what you walked into the room for? Early-onset dementia

[gordon @gordoncityy]

a true love story

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

These Charlie Kirk memes fucking me up so bad they asked me what my favorite Christmas movie was at work and I said a Charlie Kirk Christmas. I meant CHARLIE BROWN!

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

what if Putin has pictures of Trump blowing Bill Clinton but never released them because they’re actually very touching and tender and his heart felt moved by it