Dyna

she/her/hers and lover of all things spooky, feminist, and nic cage energy

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

“Wow Dyna’s been quite for awhile I hope she’s okay”

Me thinking: Christopher Walken witnessed a murder or at the very least helped cover it up and we never talk about it and he’s just thought of as an old guy with chaotic energy how did we just collectively forget about this

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

My advice to anyone moving to a new state: look up your state labor laws!! No matter if it’s a big corporation or a small business employers really do be trying to pull shit

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

Can you tell which one of us was the edgy one in high school? Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone and their emo boyfriends <3

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

Kain just critiqued the grammar of a synopsis on the back of a knock off horror movie cover lmao. What a nerd

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

Pitch for a reality tv show: haunted cooking competition

My vision for an episode: 10 chefs are locked in Alcatraz overnight and asked prepare a 3 course meal. What will be the biggest obstacle under-seasoning or ghosts?

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

Look I just think we should all be talking about the Beanie Baby documentary on HBOmax more

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

So this an official pet listing. Let me know if anyone wants a 20 pound SELFISH rat who only thrives on chaos for 5 dollars

Let me be clear I am not charging 5 dollars but would be giving someone 5 dollars to get her out of my sight

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

I took Nessie to Starbucks this morning to get a pup cup to be nice and while I was dealing with unexpected construction she freaking LICKED OFF ALL MY PUMPKIN CREAM COLD FOAM

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

The Dunkin to Starbucks cup ratio I’ve witnessed while in Chicago really makes me feel like I’m among my people

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

I am simply an elite version of myself with bangs

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

If I had a nickel for every time someone has mad me cry over cream cheese at work (at 2 different jobs) I’d have such a concerning amount of nickels

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

At 2pm after only digesting 30oz of cold brew for the day she thought to herself “Am I hungry?”

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

My mom said no Taco Bell on the lords day :/

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

Does anyone know if you can accidentally overdose on lactaid?

Asking for a friend

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

@_sirmixalot Oh you mean the best lion king?

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

“So there’s this Twitter post…”

-kain (91 years old) referring to a tweet just now

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

My dad’s favorite thing to do while my mom watches her murder shows is gasp and say “they killed them??” every. single. episode.

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

Last night I scooted closer to kain and he straight up tried to fight me in his sleep

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

@lira_marcus @tacobell Dude this feels like blasphemy

[Dyna @cooldyna_1]

Lmaooo I forgot I ate breakfast so I straight up just ate a second breakfast why am I like this