Costco Cowboy 🇵🇸🇱🇧

let the voice of love take you higher ☝️
pronouns: he/they adjectives: hot/silly
The real treasure is the friendship we made along the way

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕤 @VeltisLeEvil]

It’s resident evil…this ain’t last of us nigga. Niggas here are superhuman.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i got big dog status it ain’t no secret

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

out of rehab i guess 🤭
Hi guysss !

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

He hasn’t tweeted today what happened

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I know the Bud Light but I fuck with it heavy

[chloe @chloes_posts]

It used to be really easy to be a mad scientist’s Igor. Now? Eight rounds of interviews just to pull the lever

[evil scary faust fan @ASDFaust]

Rock solid first ever individual to somehow managed to larp himself

[UATL @itsuatl]

Rapper Tyler, The Creator wishes ‘death to all data centers’ in Georgia https://t.co/PmSU17KDpg

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

first Juneteenth without Charlie Kirk

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

i adore this website so much. no one does it like twitter.

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i no green i dominican papi

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

wtf she’s real??

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

(via @THR)

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

just stole this tweet from someone for no reason

[very tall bart @TallBart]

You couldn't do The New Norm today. It's ironic. In a way, woke has become the new norm

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

My chud son Molag Bal who I hate