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[Emma Bostian @EmmaBostian]

That anxiety when workshop leaders ask for someone from the group to present your team's work and nobody responds.

[Lindsey Stirling @LindseyStirling]

Looking for networks who want to take this to primetime - does the @FoodNetwork need a new baking show, @Netflix maybe?
Thanks @LAWeekly for featuring my take on the world's best muffin recipe from @ChocCoveredKt!

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Capitalists during the good times: "we took all the risk, so we deserve all the profit!"
Capitalists during the bad times: "uh yeah, our risk didn't pay off, we need a bailout."

[Monica Lent @monicalent]

This is harder than it looks. https://t.co/y6suSwsHo3

[Sarah Withee #BLM 🇺🇦 @geekygirlsarah]

@alvarezp2000 @ScottWlaschin TURNS OUT: HTML/CSS work just fine without JS! Who knew?

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard diplomacy tip: Peace begins with the choice to reject your own anger.

[Eurofighter Typhoon @eurofighter]

James, an #aviation fan from West Sussex (UK), turns a @RAFConingsby #Typhoon into a 6,000-piece Lego model! Read more about his challenge ▶️ https://t.co/82eOwXG6xX

#Eurofighter #Airforce #military #uk

[Zhuowei Zhang @zhuowei]

Never spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Kant: There's a quarantine? Since when? I didn't notice.

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Ensure chocolate is available.

[Christian Drosten @c_drosten]

Sehr richtig. Und eine eventuelle Dunkelziffer kann man nur durch geografisch breit angelegte Untersuchungen bestimmen. Hier sollten wir zum gegenwärtigen frühen Zeitpunkt der Epidemie nicht all zu viel erwarten.

[Mai Thi Nguyen-Kim @maithi_nk]

Unser Baby ist da. Es ist supersüß, schon 11 Wochen alt. #maiLab geht wieder los, morgen 9 Uhr - es wird interessant.

[Howie Hua @howie_hua]

*Flash forward to teaching in 2050*

Teacher: So let's say Cindy buys 120 rolls of toilet paper, and…

Student: That’s not realistic!

Teacher: Now let me tell you about what happened in 2020…

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

This crisis has inadvertently revealed the real solution to climate change that no one wants to discuss. It isn't a "New Green Deal", it isn't energy efficient technology, and it isn't green energy.

It is a massive decrease in consumption by the wealthy nations.

[Discworld @Discworld_com]

Today is the first day of #spring! A day and night of equal length. A beautiful image of #TiffanyAching to help lift spirits.

"...the sky you see now, you have never seen before." #TerryPratchettQuote

#TerryPratchett #author #discworld #illustration #paulkidby #SpringEquinox

[Vanessa Otto @vannsl]

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[Emma Bostian @EmmaBostian]

I also want to say that while I appreciate the effort some companies are making to enhance team rapport by sharing workspaces or eating meals together through video, remember not everyone wants to share their personal life and that’s okay. Be respectful of coworkers’ privacy.

[Manuel Naujoks @halllo]

The @ProfFeynman Problem-Solving Algorithm:
1. Write down the problem
2. Think very hard
3. Write down the answer

"The problem with software development ist that we skip the first two steps. So our answers are wrong." @VaughnVernon #ddd