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they/them| 40s| Old Man| 🌈🐝🍖| faffery & geeking| i care & i hate it| f-bombs | sometimes NSFW 🔞 cw: alcohol use, bitching.
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[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Underrated benefit of reading a great number & variety of books is that it will make you a more interesting person. As C. S. Lewis said, the person who doesn't read lives in a tiny world; reading lends us the perspective of a thousand lives.

[⭒˚⋆glass & that ⋆✩ @glass_gear]

my biggest tip for writing smut is

establish the action happening. then, rotate thru all 5 senses: how does it feel, how do they look, how do they sound, how do they taste (kissing), and how do they smell (perfume/if applicable)

break paragraph for dialogue or action

repeat

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@fin__amour Like, stop trying to make my treats "beneficial." 😩 The only added benefits I want is universal healthcare

[NEZ @NN_EE_ZZ]

I can't bring myself to represent war with a cool knight. It's horror. War is a bound child crowned with shrapnel, tied to a wounded horse that is being pulled forward by unseen people

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@fin__amour This is why we wanna be bats

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@soujiupseta THAT'S SO COOL!! I HOPE YOU ALSO GET TO PET A CAPYBARA

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@soujiupseta My minor nibling has faced multiple allegations of p*philia in their community bc they were dating someone a year or two younger. It's freaking wild. I have never wanted to yell at children more.

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@Anarfea @iwantthatcoat I see the response for what it is, but all I could think at first was "Grk!" for gear grinding lol

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@soujiupseta Ah yes. Why go to the doctor when I can drain the infected wound myself, on myself, and dig out the half a sewing needle that's been causing pain and mobility issues in my foot for 6 months?? I mean. I have never. Would never.

[Elithien | MCM Birmingham L-06 @elithienart]

𝒾 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝒻𝑜𝓃𝒹𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉

#reylo #kyloandrey #theriseofskywalker #bensolo

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

I’m still giving it a chance I’m sorry I need to see Ke Huy Quan in more lead roles

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"OK before you get mad, hear me out"

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It's an 80s movies kinda night and, yall, it's so fun! #MrMom #TheBurbs

[Kamote @kamotaku_]

Dare you trust the music of the night? 🥀 Happy Halloween!! 🎃
#charlastor #radiobelle

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@puppiwuppi SCANDALIZED

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Going to my first Pride event. Wasn't sure if I was in the right place until I found the Roper Rompers. Heck yeah, yall!

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@squishiVT Hail our new Squishi Queen 🙌

[遊ハち @nemone_2]

ｺﾋﾞﾄｶﾊﾞﾁｬﾝ2

[🌱alloplush🌱 🇦🇷 (more active on 🦋) @alloplush]

yeah we know were delulu
#radioapple

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@TojoTheThief So frikken pretty. Such a sweet little guy! 😍