the real™ wayne

i won first place in the coolest wayne competition
{jarp}

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

mental stability? sounds fake

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@allseeingbabs the real mvp

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

dinah and babs over here being cute and no one even retweets my shit

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@tolseaweed

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

hey fuckers

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@Capt_MVP and?

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

summer is kicking my ass can't it just be fall-chilly ?

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@StoneCyguy why can't u join

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@Wqyne_ it's abt tim https://t.co/Nk8uk13khl

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

hey everyone i have something important to say i must tell you all that i a

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

hey guys fyi don't ask jason abt hamlet. i read it for class and asked jay questions and he just rambled. i could only hear the word horatio

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

me: *says crap abt some1*
person: wow u guys rlly dont like each other
me: what? why doesn't he like me??? I've never given a reason not to!

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@schwayaf no thanks it's kind of a mouthful

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@RoyHarpa the publishing company we have our book deals with

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@insomnibats ill sponsor it if my @ is on everything

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@screamingbirdy my financial stability is nothing to joke about

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

dear people trying to make b be their sugar daddy: stop. pls. the more he spends on others the less he spends on us

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@screamingbirdy pls don't

[lucas @gayvigilante]

*googles 'how do you unread something'* https://t.co/UCl4fpuJtP

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@tolseaweed @Wqyne_ you better fucking stop or you'll never be allowed within ten feet of anyone i know. ever again.

[the real™ wayne @coolerthantim]

@tolseaweed @Wqyne_ you're not even his kid