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See that Bird over there? I'm friends with that Bird on Facebook. #parrot #thecastro #chow

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Hey! This elevator doesn't smell like farts! #ascension #cleanairact

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We can all agree here that these are #beautiful but potentially #dangerous. #CreativeDirector #branding #advertising #oneshow

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You're gonna benefit when there's red velvet puke all over your shoes. #cupcake #friday #office #techcompany

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Even in the world of "different strokes for different folks," there are objectivities. /// #unparalleled #stabledata #unanimous #truth

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So, I woke up on #Sunday and I realized: I've been #drunk for like five months.

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The creative director has some comments on this, but don't worry they're meaningless. #advertising #agencylife #CreativeFriday #oneshow

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Wait. You're saying you have to go to #Egypt to get a good #falafel?

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I don't even remember you in my memories.

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This country does savory snacks in the afternoon really really poorly.

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Hmm.. "Add to cart." ...I like it. #advertising #ad #Client #digital #marketing

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Yes, forestry is related to kale.

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Inspiration is a weird thing. I mean, you could be lookin' at your monkey and be inspired to design a light bulb, ya know?

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We try to have the best of anything with "heavy" or "loud" guitar.

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Is the bar open at the pool, because we want to do something stronger than coffee.

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We all should've been something else.

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Wait that's an otter? But he looks like a person.

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They're car enthusiasts, so they're enthusiastic about cars guys.

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Everything is ironic now. It's like, I have a mustache and I'm going to say dumb ironic stuff.

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I'm gonna go home and moisturize my legs.