Ethan Burdett

mediocrity in human form

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Me hearing that the office is leaving Netflix

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You ever just lose your train of thought in the shower and wash your hair twice

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Just drank an off-brand la croix in the shower. Vibin’.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

*July 4th, 1776*

England: Just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true.

Thomas Jefferson:

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Can yo girl do dis

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For once I’m okay with being proven wrong

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Graduation season reminds me of how awkward my grad party will be when nobody I invite shows up.
(Happy Wednesday!)

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Prom-goers are driving home with their dates in their passenger seats

I just drove home with 1.5 quarts of ice cream in my passenger seat 😎

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Robotics teammates on the way to a meet: boy I sure hope we win

Me: boy I sure hope my dog is doing okay

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!

If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️

#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
https://t.co/SvPEQzHmYK

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In creative

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I may not have a girlfriend but I’ve beat the ender dragon like 3 times

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football

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Biden - 264
Trump - 214
Hotel - Trivago

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“Nobody has done more for the black community than Donald Trump... possible exception Abraham Lincoln.” -Donald Trump

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Moms ask “wasn’t black panther in aquaman?” and act like there’s nothing wrong with that question

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Eat your heart out, @AOC

[OneZero @ozm]

Debunking the myth that cow farts are a leading cause of global warming. https://t.co/tEoEecQMX9

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

retweet if you agree

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@danaeburdett The duality of man

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@TossVR Awesome! Any news on getting it onto the oculus quest store?

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@carsonkingyt It might be a little late at this point but I feel like GTFO w/friends would be super entertaining

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@danaeburdett Mmm yes but I bet the people who work at vineyards know more about wine than you, the accuser. You know what else isn’t a good look? Commenting on two bands you’ve only listened to at a surface level and not even explaining your argument