Gage

ISU grad, Software Developer at QCI in West Des Moines. A lot of people I'm not related to call me Dad, because smash Bros is a really fun game.

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

melatonin ain't hitting anymore so I'm going back to the old ways (big bowl of spaghetti)

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

My toothtunes just played a cuss word in my mouth

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

you dont hate the taste of Windex youve just never had good Windex

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

I’m drinking alone at the Rainforest Cafe and I’m being brave about the loud sounds of the jungle.

[justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 @markocantdunk]

You’re in her DMs. I’m in my apartment eurostepping my cat. She can’t guard me

[Dr. Hector O.D. @8inchHector]

She’s a 10 but she has terrible pocket awareness and scrambles if her first read is covered

[soli @solisolsoli]

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[rina @urrrinal]

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

[Holly🪴🐺 @plantlover36]

For the 2nd season in a row, I made fun roster from my perspective for the first half of the season. Now keep it nice, if I didn't add a fun fact you thought someone should have had, just let it be. This is just for fun and maybe will help someone new to the wolves! #takeroot

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

tomorrow. 👀

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if the ribbon is pink, breast cancer aware. if the ribbon is blue, pig at state fair

[wife supremacist @thefurlinator]

watching seasons 2-9 of The Simpsons: