jasp

jasper
he | they | it | any
almondroman + ftm
profic
🎱🎀//🍖🌈

[𑣲┆andreW2002 of ykwtwt ˚. ⋆ֹ @assimilationofu]

falling asleep after cutting and not doing proper aftercare

[Vika @Kanabubbles]

I wonder if this person was actually attracted to bees or if it was just for the sake of saying a slur

[☆ @pupstaronline]

big bro teaching his brother how to cum for the first time ., encouraging him to keep practicing every day so that he gets to keep watching his lil bro touching himself ♡ ♡ ♡

[pest 🍎 @infectedkissing]

he doesnt know im about to kill the whole elevator because he left

[lis.zhuk @lis_zhuk]

color WHATEVR

#regretevator #pest #poob #partynoob #partybeetle

[👁👄👁 @kyakkyo04]

🙄

[👁👄👁 @kyakkyo04]

🥪

[FANGSWORTH @Fangsw0rth]

Oje...
There has been a uh, delay in my departure! Hopefully I will heal up fast and catch the next flight. Passt auf euch auf, meine Freunde.
[ #parodytwt #regretevator ]

[smileysqueak 🇨🇦 - COMMS OPEN (0/4) @smileysqueak]

When I was 11 my mom had a stroke, and while she was on the floor paralyzed as we were calling 911 she whispered "...the chicken..." because she didn't want the chicken in the oven to burn.

My mom and I quote this constantly.

[kriss @p4lyg0ss]

I GOT IT I GOT ITTTTTT I GOT IT

[Kirkity / Pix @Infadiertwt]

I think its transphobic for people to purposefully ignore the fact that noli uses mirror pronouns. If youre a guy, you call noli a he. If youre a girl, you call noli a she. If youre nonbinary, you call noli a they. You cant call noli a she or a he if you dont use those pronouns

[🎉🪲 Salad / Poob ! ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ⚞☻⚟ @dumthea]

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD OHHHHHH MY GOD IM GONNA START CRYING OMG PEST LAUGHED WITH THEM OH MY GOD AOUFGHGHFHSHDAG AOUGHGHHGHAHHAGHGHGAHAG
#REGRETEVATOR

[selene ! @mannequim_mark]

do you think he got flashbacks to wallter so he immediately gave up caring or 💭💭

[Flip (it/its) @flipsiies]

Oh my god this fandom genuinely can’t get any worse

[Spectre @Spectexury2]

tried to skip a song that was playing in a restaurant from my phone

[🇲🇽🍉ELECTRIC🌕🐁 @AroaceElectric]

THEY LOVE ROLEPLAY MODE!!!!!!