gaoben

biotic host

[A.V. Marraccini @saintsoftness]

An even better response to this is in the words of Su Shi, a Song Dynasty poet translated here by Shangyang Fang:

[Sean @panoptisean]

Squidward is misunderstood and has a rich interior life, and although he has been beaten down by the indignities of service work, he still finds time to pursue his hobbies. However, that doesn’t make him a good person. He is misanthropic and cruel, and extremely self absorbed.

[William Han @W_T_Han]

Life is short; it's time you got started on The Dream of the Red Chamber already

[Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver]

If the Burger King took a bite of what is being served at his restaurants he would be even more disgusted than we are. But his advisors tell lies and hide the truth from him.

[gaoben @coolguybeng]

Sun Wukong:

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

The Monkey Who Had Seen the World, Edwin Landseer, 1827

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful

[gaoben @coolguybeng]

A machine that runs on shame

[gaoben @coolguybeng]

Sometime's you just need to let the sandwich be the sandwich.

[gaoben @coolguybeng]

Pocket banana. the oldest trick in the book

[cups @workingoncups]

hello my name is power outlet, although i may look afraid with my eyes wide and my mouth agape, i am prepared to provide power at a moments notice. it is my goal to provide flawless electricity to everyone.

[just matt @questionableway]

baseball is like the third most influential individual source for the english language after william shakespeare and france

[gaoben @coolguybeng]

It's okay to pee yourself as an adult. That's what the underwear is for

[gaoben @coolguybeng]

@n0sauceplease Famous last words

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

this is how byzantine generals used to talk as soon the emperor sneezed one time

[gaoben @coolguybeng]

@soupnsourdough It depends on which team ur gonna pick

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(Athletes debating the existence of coach) Lol, you idiot. You believe in an old man in the stands who tells us what to do? Grow up. We’re all alone out here. just animals on a field.

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

for tonight's entertainment why don't we put the unsubtle homie in a delicate situation

[gaoben @coolguybeng]

@soupnsourdough Lavender?