Elijah

living my chud life

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

Why does no one want to dip my chip

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

I saw a reflection of myself and physically jumped

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

@PausedMyGame13 And ur the best at it

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

@litbrah14 Got no clue what you’re talking about

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

I’m just another cog in the machine

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

Spooky parking lot

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

@heroy0shi I would but it drains my battery

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

I got an one hour lunch break for my 5 hour shift I’m bored out my mind

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

Are women into short, thick thighed, obese men lmk

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

waiting in da office, orientation starts in 15 mins should I just quit on the spot as soon as it starts 🤪

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

First day to work tomorrow I’m so nervous 👉👈😣

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

Soon to be employed 🫩#nolongerachud

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

I’m Mr lonley

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

Should I just become a pornstar

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

I think my dih got smaller

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

The whole world’s out to get me

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

@litbrah14 How’d you take this picture if your hands are on your face

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

Anyone else feel naked after shaving their balls 😳

[Elijah @coolguyelijahh]

Can a chud get a break 🫩